The Snake

Well I knew it was going to happen sooner or later and it did. I AM PISSED!!! I took a lunch shift at the Snatch for one of the girls that could not make it and who walks in? That snake in the grass, my ex, Carlos!! At first i was not sure it was him cause he didn't look the same as when we were together - its ben a while. When he saw me on stage, he got this big smile on his face and motioned for me to come over to him. Of course I did cause i was wondering what he wanted. he asked if he could stop by and see baby Jesus so i said yes and told him when I would be off work.

I went home and waited, he finally showed up about 30 minutes late and Jesus was already down for his nap. Of course Raashida was happy to see him and the hole time I just kept wondering what he wanted. He tried to put the moves on me but I was havin NO part of that, but I have to admit, he is a smooth talker and the things he does with his hands you would not believe!! After about 45 minutes, he finally told me that he needed some money and wanted me to float him a loan until next month. It turns out he has some traffic tickets he needs to pay or he will be in jail. I told him NO WAY cause I had to support his kid without any help from him!!! I told him he could just sit his ass in jail cause I wont bail him out! After our fight someone knocked on my door. It turns out his new girlfriend was waiting in the car the hole time he was in my apartment. I felt like tellin her that she should get away from him before he cheats on her to, but i figured she could find that out herself, just like i did. When they were leaving i flung a pair of my undies at Carlos and told him he could add those to his collection - and he took them!!! I have not laughed that hard in so long!! What a D.O.G. I am soooo glad he is not in my life!!! After that excitment I just had to tell KiKi and we laughed so hard that she almost peed her pants!!!