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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Rated XXX

Ladies do I have a post for you!!! I had the most exciting weekend that i have had in a long time!!


A friend of KiKi's had a Goody Drawer party and man oh man, was there some goodies there!!!


First of, in true KiKi style, she had the place decorated for the occasion - balloons, cup cakes the total works! Honestly I thought I walked into some kind of sex show!!! She really went all out for this one!! We had lots champagne, cheese and crackers along with some "tool" shaped cookies!! It was quite a spread!






Now some of these things I have only heard about but i didn't think they were real. We all know about the Rabbit - but some of these things this lady had were unreal and I don't know how to explain them!!! The lady that was selling the stuff really new what she was talking about and she really seemed to enjoy her job! I'm pretty sure she made a lot of money off sales that night - I know I dropped about $150.00!! It was really surprising to see some of the girls I didn't think would even know how to use some of these things buying them like crazy!!!
Now this lady taught us a lot of tricks to use but in the end, no matter how many batteries you use, it can't replace the feeling of having big strong arms around you, feeling his sweaty body against yours, the sound of him appreciating your body, and most of all his hot, sweet kisses!!!!
Now, I need to go take a cold shower!!!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Still Here

Yep - i'm still here, its ben so crazy lately!! I pulled a double shift at the Snatch over the holiday weekend and got BIG bucks! I'm not sure what to spend it on! Maybe a vacation, or new clothes, or SHOES...Raashida wants a puppy but I think she will settle for a hamster!!
I got a new couch, Wanda cleaned out her storage shed and gave it to me. Its totally awesome and will go great in my apartment!! I still have not done my kitchen up, it just seems like there is no time I'm always on the go!
Oh, we had another fight at the Snatch. Theres this guy who always comes in to watch us dance, we call him Larry (we dont know his real name but he looks like Larry the Cable Guy) and he is a really big guy. Always looks dirty and stinky, like he never takes a bath or combs his hair. Real nasty. Anyway, last week he was in during the day and in walks this old lady. Her hair was all ratty like she just got out of bed and didnt bother to do anything. She was pretty good size to. It turns out, its his wife!! Hes ben telling her hes going to work but hes coming to the Snatch!!! She followed him and caught him red handed!!! She drug him outside and started just wailing on him - we never laughed so hard!!! Later the lady came back and apologized to us for causing a scene which was pretty cool. Apparently, hes ben skipping work and coming here!! he had all these vacation days and sick days that he had to use and he never told her!!!
Other then the fight, work has been really busy. I am thankful that I work in a job that does not suffer when times are tight! The tips are still real good!!
Have a great week!!