Hottie Alert

I had the strangest, happiest weekend ever!! I saw a really cute guy at the gas station on Saturday and decided to talk to him while we were in line waiting to pay. He said that he was in town visiting his father, he lives about 60 miles away, and his new girlfriend. This really made me wonder because i know everyone in town, so i asked who his dads girlfriend was and you are NEVER going to believe this - he said her name is Peggy and she lives just off the main street of town. THAT IS MY MOM!!! I new that she was dating a new guy, Pete, but i never new that he had any kids and let me tell you - this guy is H.O.T.

I didnt tell him that he was going to my moms house, i wanted to play it real cool. A little later i called my mom and asked her if i could borrow a pair of shorts from her and of course she invited me over. I tried to pretend i had a lot of stuff to do, but finally gave in. I am such a mastermind!!! When i got there, my mom introduced us. His name is Chuck, he is single and he has a job!! The only down side is that he lives 60 miles away, but may be that can changed to!! I think this is the begining of a beautiful relationship!!!

Twenty-five Things

I have not been able to post lately - computer problems! I am about ready to through it out the window!!! I finally got hooked back up (thank goodness for a smart, cute neighbor) and am getting caught up on all the blogs i read to!!

Here is my response to Mere's challenge:


Write a post with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you:

1. My two favorite foods are soul and chinese food
2. Every morning i wake up to Marvin Gaye singing "lets get it on"

3. My left foot is 1/2 size bigger then the other one

4. I can put my feet behind my head (both at the same time)

5. I have 63 pairs of shoes

6. I'm definately NOT a morning person

7. Sometimes I dont shave my legs for a month. I figure if no one touches them, it doesnt matter cause its blonde!!

8. I like the smell of laundry soap

9. My parents were never married

10. I like to color with Raashida
11. I like to eat Jesus's baby food
12. I love to decorate for holidays
13. I sleep with socks on
14. I like to watch my baby Jesus sleep
15. I read gossip magazines - how else will i know what my girl Jen A is up to!
16. I can burp louder then anyone I know
17. I want to start my own business one day
18. I spend a lot of time/money on my finger and toe nails
19. My favorite color is purple. I have lots of purple outfits for work
20. I want to learn to speak Spanish. I have a lot of Mexican customers and would like to know what they REALLY say about me!
21. I can walk on my hands
22. I have never traveled out of Texas
23. I love singing kareoke
24. I can drive a motorcycle
25. I love having my picture taken, when i was younger, I wanted to be a supermodel.

I have more to post later - have a super weekend!!

What I'm....

I saw this on my friend Mere's blog. I tell you what i wish i was half as smart as that girl when I was in school!!! Good job Mere, you ever need a hook up - i'm your girl;)

What I'm reading: Confessions of a Shopaholic

What I'm watching: Lost - until Saturday, then it will be TWILIGHT!!!

What I'm listening to: David Cook (American Idol winner)

What I'm wearing: shorts and a tank top, my normal wardrobe
What I'm eating: peanut butter & jelly with my Raashida
What I'm enjoying: a nice quiet week

What I'm sniffing: my new Paris Hilton CanCan purfume!

Friday the 13th

Well here it is - another Friday the 13th. The last one we had all the girls at the Snatch were freaking out cause they thought we wouldnt get good tips - turns out they were wrong, I cleaned up that night!! We are also getting ready for the St. Paddy's day party. Ernie is going to serve green beer and everyone gets to wear really cute costumes. That is one good thing about the Snatch, we really do it up for every holiday, even the little ones. I am not supposed to help with the decorations and stuff since Im the Queen, but I said screw it, I really like doin that stuff!! KiKi got some really cool stuff for decorations.

My new place is coming along. I still have lots of boxes to unpack but there never seems to be enough time. Raashida wants to set up her room but her stuff is in boxes to and I have not ben able to get them emptied so she is upset with me. Twyla and Silky came by with some help last week and they helped move the big stuff out of my storage unit to the apartment. Some of there friends were kinda cute!! We all went out for drinks after the move was done and they turned out to be really nice guys to! That is Doug in the middle of the picture - he took a real liking to Raashida. She had him right where she wanted him. I dont think he was able to rest one minute. Im thinkin that little girl is gonna be big trouble when she gets older!!! Clintus and Wanda kept baby Jesus for me on a count of all the activity going on - I wouldnt be able to watch him that well.

Thats all for now - got lots of boxes to unload and I am working tonight! Hope ya'll have a great weekend!;-)

A Cinderella Story

It finally happened at the Snatch!! You read all these great stories about a working girl meeting a rich older man and him taking her away from it all!! it happened to Silky! I am kind of mad about it cause it should have been me, but i'm real happy for her. Heres the story.

It happened a couple of days ago, baby Jesus was sick so being the Christmas Queen I was able to call Silky and have her fill in for me on my shift. She was just coming off the day shift but said she would do it. About half way through her first routine, an older guy walked into the Snatch and sat right in front of the stage. he was kind of hard to miss she said, because he's real old, probably about 70. She said he paid lots of attention to her and the tips were big!! When he asked for a private session, she was a little freaked out, but she did it anyway. He asked for her number and called her the next day to make a date. When the day of the date arrived, he sent a car for her and took her to a real fancy place for dinner and then to a play. she said she had a really good time and he didnt even make a move on her the hole night!!! Since then they have been on about 5 dates and still no funny stuff. He offered to get her a nicer apartment and everything that goes in it!! She is such a lucky bitch!! I'll keep you all posted as the relationship develops!

So we are all hoping now there is still a chance for us - Twyla was smokin hot, cause she says she saw him first, but i reminded her about Butch and she shut right up. i think things are heating up with them - maybe a wedding in the future!!! KiKi is real happy for her to. She thinks Silky is way to young to be workin at the Snatch and wants her to do something different.

Gotta run - babys are up and ready to go!