Between Holidays

Hi ya'll!! I only have a little bit of time but i wanted to post something! Christmas was awesome - very busy, but great!

First we had Christmas at home, then off to my parents for presents and lunch. Then off to Raashida's grandparents - BJ stayed at my moms. Her daddy was there with his new wife and there baby boy. Raashida was very excited about being a big sister. Then back to my moms to pick up BJ, then off to his uncles house for about 20 minutes because that is all i can stand to be around them!! Then back to momma's house for dinner. Whew - see what I mean about busy?

Chuck and I exchanged gifts Christmas eve. I love my gifts. I got some perfume and some fuzzy boots! Also some other stuff for my apartment which is always great.

I got him the normal stuff - clothes, some cologne and undies!!

Of course Raashida and baby Jesus cleaned up! They are so spoiled I don't know if i'll be able to fit all the crap in our apartment!!! Its ok though, they deserve every gift they get!!

Gotta run. This week is all wedding planning. Hopefully the weather will hold out and not be to nasty for the wedding. I'll be glad when this weekend is done!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA'LL!!!!

New Christmas Queen

Hi ya'll! I just wanted to let you know how the party went. It was totally awesome! Better then last year I think! I only have a couple of snaps right now. Kiki hit a home run with the decorations (as usual). There was a ton of people there and everyone was real glad to see me out of the cast!!

And as we all thought - Twyla was crowned the Pageant Queen!! It was all very exciting! Butch even came out but I dont think he'll be around much longer, I mean with Twyla!!

Wanda and Clintus were there to, but only for the pageant. They got to much going on to hang out all night. Poor Clintus, he just always has that look on his face like "what the heck did i get myself into". I sure do hope this marriage works out for them.

Everybody seems to be giong crazy with Christmas and the wedding coming up. So i'm not sure if i'll be able to post much between now and then! So everyone have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I'll be thinking about you!!

Anticipation

Well its almost here!! The big party at the Snatch is this weekend and we are all so excited!! Its great to be back at work - I really missed it! We have a practice today and tomorrow for the big Christmas Pageant tomorrow night! KiKi has the placed hooked up! There are so many lights it looks like the middle of the day when they are all on! I get to ride in on the sleigh for the last time and when they announce the new Queen, I get to pass the crown on! Usually there is a dance number but since my leg is not 100% I cant dance...but it will still be fun!!

We got our tree up - with a lot of help from Chuck. Its decorated and some presents are already under it. Raashida is about to bust a gut - she just cannot wait any longer!! Its really awesome to listen to her tell everyone what she wants for Christmas - I swear that girl has no idea how expensive she is!!!

Well thats all i got time for right now - got to go to practice in a bit and need to get the kiddos ready to go to my moms for the weekend!

Have a great weekend and I'll let you know how the pageant turns out!!

Christmas Shopping

Well I did it - I went Christmas shopping and did I get a lot done!! I had a hard time finding one of the gifts Raashida wanted - I had NO idea what a Zhu-Zhu was!!! For those of you who don't know - its a dam little fake hamister!!! Holy crap you'd think they were made of gold or something!! I also got a horse for BJ - no not a real one, but I think he'll like it!

Christmas may be a little small this year since I have not ben able to work for a while. Chuck said he would help, but I just don't like to depend on him for that!

I talked with KiKi about the Christmas pageant and she said I could help her - normally the Queen wouldnt help, but since I got nothing else going on its ok with me. Twyla is going all out on her campaign to be the next Queen. She made cupcakes for her regulars, shes ben really nice to EVERYONE including Ernie!! I sure do hope she gets it - I don't think none of the other girls would really appreciate it as much. Besides she's having a ruff time with Butch and everything - she should have something fun.

Also Wanda is still driving us all crazy with this wedding! Its bad enough to get through the holidays, but shes really making a big deal out of this!! You should see the bridesmaid dresses she wants us to wear!! Sorry - you will have to wait until after the wedding for that!! I am really happy for them but come on!!! Oh yeah, her colors are silver and black which could be pretty cool! They got a DJ for the reception and its at the trailer park party building so that should be good.

gotta run!

Happy Day!!

My cast is off!!! I have to keep it wrapped and still use crutches but FINALLY i'm free!!! Next starts the physical therapy which I am not looking forward to.


We are putting up our tree this weekend - the girls are coming by to help out. Raashida can hardly stand it! She has a list about a mile long to take to Santa - lordy that girl is going to put me in the poor house!!! Baby Jesus is still pretty easy to shop for since he can't complain yet! Mom and Pete have a bunch of toys already bought and wrapped up, which makes me feel like crap for being so far behind!





I went over to the Snatch to see what was up for the holiday party - since my time as the Christmas Queen is coming to an end. Twyla is all pumped because she is on the court - I hope she gets it this year, she was really mad last year when she didn't win. KiKi showed me the outfit she's making me - thankfully it has long stockings because one of my legs is really WHITE!! I'm going to stop by the tanning salon but I don't know if that will even help in time - the party is next weekend.

I got a call from the snake - BJ's daddy - and he wants to have BJ for the holidays. Well you can imagine what my answer to that was - not only NO, but HELL NO!! I don't want my baby spending the holidays with him and the skanky ho he's living with so I told him that we were going out of town and if he had presents, he would have to bring them by for BJ to open. Can you believe that?! He tried to tell me that him and his skank were getting married and wanted BJ there for the ceremony. What an idiot - like a baby can be there witness!!

Today is shopping - hopefully I'll get some done so there will be some stuff under the tree this weekend!! That will put me in a good mood!

Have a great day ya'll!

Post Thanksgiving

I'm back!! We had an awesome Thanksgiving!! The hole family showed up!! I ate way to much but it was worth it!! My mom can cook like nobodys business!! Everything was great! Even Wandas sweet potatoes turned out to be good!! KiKi and Ernie stopped by, along with Silky (no boyfriend), Twyla and Butch, Wanda and Clintus and her kids, me and Chuck and the kids so it was a houseful!! I feel so blessed to have such a great family and great friends!!

Mom was excited to show off her new bathroom - she just redid it for the holiday. Before, it was really dark but she out did herself as usual. Of course Pete helped her out.

AFter dinner, a couple of Chucks friends dropped by and i thought Twyla and Silky were going to die - they were totally hot!! I really had to keep Butch busy so Twyla could chat with one of them. I'm thinking we could all be dating friends - wouldn't that be awesome!!!

Of course Chuck told me that the job got extended so now he wont be back until about February or March of 2010 - but thats ok with me!! He also didn't come empty handed - I think he has some sort of thing going on with the florist!!!

The best part of the weekend was me and mom went shopping on Black Friday! WE do it every year and this year was no different - we got up at 4:00am and headed off to Walmart first. There were tons of people but mom had her eye on a new flat screen tv for Pete (really for her to watch her stories on - but she said its for Pete). Anyway, I got some awesome stuff for the kids, now if i can just keep them hid until Christmas I'll be OK!!!

We drove past my fav store - Old Navy and this is what it looked like!!! I could believe it - so many people out. Whoever came up with this Black Friday thing was a real smart person!!!

By the end of the day - this is what i felt like, but we had an awesome time and got to do some real mom and daughter stuff!!

I hope ya'll had a great day to and got to pick up on some great deals!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Hi ya'll - I'm going to my moms for a few days so I won't be able to post until after thanksgiving so i hope ya'll have a good one!!!

Poor Twyla

If you remember in my last post, Twyla and Butch are having some problems so she's ben over here asking my advise - not that my track record with men is so great, but I guess she needs someone to talk to.

It started with him forgetting her birthday and I can tell you she was HOT. It gets even worse, the reason he forgot was because he was at his buddies playing poker, got drunk and couldnt drive home!!! When he finally rolled in the next day he was a mess and he handed her some sorry ass excuse. He tried to make it up to her by taking her out for dinner the next day but it was to late. What he doesn't understand is we women remember shit like that and keep it filed away for future reference...am I right ladies?

Then, she said that she found panties in his truck that were not hers. Wanda tried to cover for him by telling Twyla they were hers but lets be honest, the thought of Wanda in a g-string is not something I want to see!! Needless to say, Twyla didn't believe her and called Butch out on it. He said that they were from an old girlfriend and they had ben in there a long time he just forgot about them. I just told her to forget about it since no one knows for sure whos they are and when they got there.

It just seems like it is one thing after the other with those two. I am beginning to think maybe they should be together, but thats her business!! i just told her, like all good girlfriends do, not to worry to much...it will get better...theres other fish in the sea...tomorrow is another day... Lord, i'm almost out of positive things to say!!! Just wait for the sun to come up and see what happens!!!

Now most important - 1 MORE DAY TILL NEW MOON!!! I am totally excited. I think me and the girls are going to camp out tomorrow to get in line!!! I mean are you kidding me - look at this guy - if I knew I wouldnt go to jail - I would be all over that!!!!

Enjoy ladies -

GREAT NEWS!!!!

I went to the doctor last week and he says that the cast can come off in 2 weeks!!! Yipeee! I'm so glad FINALLY this big old honkin thing comes off!!! I have to wear some sort of brace for a while but anything is better than a cast!!

I am not sure when I'll be able to perform again, i don't want to rush into it and hurt my leg again! I just hate sitting on a stool at the Snatch and watching the girls collect all those tips that should be mine! But I cant complain because they have really taken good care of me. KiKi has picked up and dropped off a lot of dinners for me and the kids. Twyla has ben by now and then to visit - I think her and Butch are on the outs, so shes asking me for boyfriend advice, but thats a hole other blog!!! Silky has ben real sweet to. I know they don't mind, but I don't like having to depend on anyone but me!!

Chuck came over this weekend - thats another reason I'm happy to get this dam cast off!! It is VERY difficult to "have company" with it on my leg - but somehow we manage!!

He also asked about our plans for the holidays. I guess I need to start my shopping - Raashida has a list a mile long and the sad thing is she will probably get everything on it!! Between my mom and Wanda, that girl is getting more spoiled everyday!! Wandas daughter just loves to play with her!! Its good that she has a lot of family who love her. That makes me real happy.

Gotta run now - I'll be back with more later!!!

New Post - Old Friends

I had an awesome surprise over the weekend. Some of my high school friends stopped by! I haven't seen them in forever! We spent hours just remembering all the crazy stuff we did when we were younger. I have not had that much fun in a long time!!

There was this one party that we went to out of town. We got a hotel room and thought we were sooooo cool!!! I don't think we got any sleep that hole weekend! It was right after graduation and Clare (thats one of my friends) met this guy at a track meet and he invited us to a party. Of course we told our parents it was a "study" meeting!!

Then there was spring break - we went to a BUNCH of parties!! Some of them I cant even remember so they must have ben reall fun!!!

This one was a PJ party - I remember that one. Everyone was in there PJ but what was funny - as the party went on, the smaller the PJ's got!!! it was in Brandon's (another friend) grandaddys field.

this one I'm not to sure about. I think it was a graduation party but I dont remember who's it was but it sure looks like it was fun!!

Now for some EXCITMENT - New Moon is out this month and I can hardly wait!!! The girls and I are even thinking about being one of those crazy people that get in line before the opening day!! Only 11 more days!!!!

Catch Up

Alright, I promised ya'll an update...

First, remember I broke my leg so I have ben sort of out of commission for a while. I did manage to get down to th Snatch to check out the decorations for the party. As usual, KiKi had the food out like nobodys business. all the girls were in costume - even Twyla!! I sure do miss working - strange, huh? I guess I just miss my girls!! KiKi sent me some snaps of some of the people and this is about the only clean one I can post.

My neighbor stopped by before going out to his party and this was his costume. Pretty scary right?

One good thing about being layed up is that i get to spend a lot of time on my nails!! I tried some different designs but its really hard to do your own nails!!!

OK - that's all the boring stuff - now to the good stuff...Chuck came in town for the weekend (Halloween) and we got along really good. He only has a few more months on the job out of town so we are going to see what happens after that.

KiKi and Ernie are doing fine. Twyla is stepping out on Butch - she met some guy at a club and has ben all over him!! Butch doesn't really seem to mind, I guess they are ok with that. Silky is still with her sugar daddy - you wouldn't believe all the presents he gets her!! She's even thinking about getting another boob job!!!

My brother and Wanda had a bit of excitment last week. Her ex showed up wanting to take the kids but he was all drunk so she didn't let him. He picked a fight with Clintus and the cops were called. Its a good thing Clintus went to high school with one of them because hes managed to stay out of A LOT of trouble!!! Steve (that's the cop) took Wandas ex off to jail for the night to sober up. The next day, her ex came back to take the kids and she said he looked like hell. I guess Clintus got the better of him in the fight!

Mom and Pete are doing good - she's killing me with all this wedding bull crap!! I guess Wanda just handed over the job to her. I swear you would think it was ME getting married again!!

I guess that's all for now. Reading back over it - it doesn't seem like a lot has happened, but it sure does feel like it!!!!

Catch ya later!!

Quick Post

Sorry I have not posted in a while - but i'm still here!!! There has ben so much going on that I have to figure out how to share it all!

Halloween was great. Wanda and clintus took Raashida trick or treating around the trailer park and she got tons of candy!! Of course I had to go though it all and man did she throw a fit when I tried to get rid of some of it!! I had to wait until she went to sleep to dump it or else I think she would have got in the trash to dig it out!! Unfortunately BJ was sick. He has some sort of cold so I didn't let him go out (he didn't even know the difference). So we stayed home and watched some scary movies!

Thats all i have time for right now - but I will be back with details soon!!

Have a great day!

Halloween at the Snatch

Well I'm going to miss it (working anyway)! Halloween at the Snatch is going to be totally awesome!!! Since it is on a Saturday, you know the girls are going to do it up right!! Ernie said that we could do whatever we wanted - so the party is on!!

Kiki has all sorts of ideas for the theme but i think its going to be just a good old fashioned costume party! A costume contest, bobbing for apples (or something close) and all sorts of other games. I'm just mad that i'm going to have to lug around this dam cast!!! I need to come up with something that will let me use the cast as a part of the costume.

Anyway the party has everyone in high spirits and we are all ready to help! Hopefully this will be one for the books!

Raashida really wants to be a bumble bee or a pirate - dont ask me where she got that from that girl has a mind like no other!! I am so proud of her.

Now a couple of you have commented on the picture she did in one of my other blogs - she just colored the picture! Wanda actually drew it for her and she colored it in. It would be nice if she could draw like that already, i would have that girl in art school!!!

BJ will be a bit easier to dress up - he will be a jelly bean. My mom has a pattern for the cutest bean costume ever!

thats all for now - my meds are kickin in and i need to lay down!

Thoughts...

Its amazing what goes through your head when you are lying around with nothing to do. I've ben thinking a lot lately about my life and what my goals are. Dont get me wrong, I really love my life so far, but maybe there is room for some changes. So here are some things I decided to work on to make me a better person:

*Sometimes I talk before I think about what i want to say. Sometimes good, sometimes not so good.

*I would like to spend more time with my family so my kids know what kind of people they come from.

*Pay more attention Raashida when she shows me something she did. I really need to focus on her now or else she'll grow up wrong and I dont want that for my baby. See the drawing she made for me - its just great!!!

* Schedule my time better to have more down time.

* Get everything organized in my home.

* Now this one is a biggy - I would like to have a serious relationship with a man. I'm tired of just going out and having fun with them (dont hold me to that statement because it could just be the meds talking). Not being able to do anything is really not cool and i have no one here to help. Chuck is coming this weekend, but that is just for a couple of days.

I think that is all for now but its a good start. Hopefully i will be able to work towards these goals and set some new ones!!

Accident

Well, it finally happened...I knew something was coming, i could just feel it, does that ever happen to anyone else? Last week i fell and broke my leg!! I have ben in so much pain and so much medication I cant see strait half of the time!!

It was really weird how it happened. We all went out for drinks, me and the girls, and when we were leaving, trying to get into the car, i just fell over (now I admit I had some drinks, but i didn't think i was that bad off!!). The girls took me to the hospital and this is the result. Needless to say I am pretty bummed out because I cant do anything!! Raashida is with my mom and Wanda and Clintus have baby Jesus.

Everyone has ben real nice about it but it still sucks having to just sit around and watch game shows and soap operas all day!! I might try to sneak up to the Snatch this weekend and watch the show but I will have to see how i feel by then!!

I hope everyone is doing fine and having great fun!! Please think about me laying here while you are all out doing whatever it is that makes you laugh!!

Rated XXX

Ladies do I have a post for you!!! I had the most exciting weekend that i have had in a long time!!

A friend of KiKi's had a Goody Drawer party and man oh man, was there some goodies there!!!


First of, in true KiKi style, she had the place decorated for the occasion - balloons, cup cakes the total works! Honestly I thought I walked into some kind of sex show!!! She really went all out for this one!! We had lots champagne, cheese and crackers along with some "tool" shaped cookies!! It was quite a spread!

Now some of these things I have only heard about but i didn't think they were real. We all know about the Rabbit - but some of these things this lady had were unreal and I don't know how to explain them!!! The lady that was selling the stuff really new what she was talking about and she really seemed to enjoy her job! I'm pretty sure she made a lot of money off sales that night - I know I dropped about $150.00!! It was really surprising to see some of the girls I didn't think would even know how to use some of these things buying them like crazy!!!

Now this lady taught us a lot of tricks to use but in the end, no matter how many batteries you use, it can't replace the feeling of having big strong arms around you, feeling his sweaty body against yours, the sound of him appreciating your body, and most of all his hot, sweet kisses!!!!

Now, I need to go take a cold shower!!!

Still Here

Yep - i'm still here, its ben so crazy lately!! I pulled a double shift at the Snatch over the holiday weekend and got BIG bucks! I'm not sure what to spend it on! Maybe a vacation, or new clothes, or SHOES...Raashida wants a puppy but I think she will settle for a hamster!!

I got a new couch, Wanda cleaned out her storage shed and gave it to me. Its totally awesome and will go great in my apartment!! I still have not done my kitchen up, it just seems like there is no time I'm always on the go!

Oh, we had another fight at the Snatch. Theres this guy who always comes in to watch us dance, we call him Larry (we dont know his real name but he looks like Larry the Cable Guy) and he is a really big guy. Always looks dirty and stinky, like he never takes a bath or combs his hair. Real nasty. Anyway, last week he was in during the day and in walks this old lady. Her hair was all ratty like she just got out of bed and didnt bother to do anything. She was pretty good size to. It turns out, its his wife!! Hes ben telling her hes going to work but hes coming to the Snatch!!! She followed him and caught him red handed!!! She drug him outside and started just wailing on him - we never laughed so hard!!! Later the lady came back and apologized to us for causing a scene which was pretty cool. Apparently, hes ben skipping work and coming here!! he had all these vacation days and sick days that he had to use and he never told her!!!

Other then the fight, work has been really busy. I am thankful that I work in a job that does not suffer when times are tight! The tips are still real good!!

Have a great week!!

These are a few of MY favorite things!

I've seen this on a couple of posts so I think I'll play along:

1) My babies - Raashida and baby Jesus. They are just so good to me and I am so thankful that they are here - most of the time. But there are times, believe me, when I think kids should be seen and not heard. Usually they are just awesome!!

2) Shoes! I LOVE shoes! Tall, flat, black, white, all colors it doesn't matter - if they fit my foot, I love them!

3) My friends - sometimes they are better then family. The don't look at you like they are not happy with the choices you make. They laugh at all your dumb jokes. They hold your hair back when you get sick. They are always up for something fun. They are just the best people in the world!!

4) Kittens. They are so cute and they always make you smile.

5) Flowers - they smell nice, look pretty and make the world a more colorful place!

6) Scary movies on a stormy day! Nothing beets snuggling up on the couch and watchin a scary movie!!!

6) Hot guy with a great ass! That might just beet the movie!

7) Getting my nails done and painted up with a wild design!! My nail lady really out does herself sometimes! I really like watching how she works because I still want to have my own salon some day!

8) My car - I know, everyone says that, but I really do love my car. It was my dads and when he left Clintus fixed it up and when he was done with it - I got it!!! It is totally awesome, there is no a/c so it makes for a hot ride, but still, it gets a lot of attention!!!!

Thats all i could come up with right now - this is really hard to do!!

I got flowers from Chuck - he got all settled in at the job site and already misses me!! that boy is whipped bad!!!

I had to explain to Raashida why she cant go to school yet. She saw Wanda's kids gettin ready to go back and now she wants to go to. That girl is gonna do a lot with her life, i can just tell!! BJ is growing up so fast to, he wants to keep up with his sister but she just moves to fast for him. I think she makes him dizzy when he watches her, I know she makes me dizzy!!

Thats all for now - time to get to the laundrymat!

Show Down at the Snatch!

OMG - it has ben so long since I posted I don't know where to start! There has ben alot happening in my life and cant seem to find the time to blog about it!

First off - Silky had a run in with her new boyfriends ex-wife. Seems he went out of town and told Silky she could stay at his house while he was gone. then one morning early, the ex shows up and finds Silky sleeping in his bed!! You can just imagine what happened after that!! Twyla was on her way to pick Silky up, thank god, so she stepped in and a cat fight broke out between the ex and Twyla!!! Needless to say, Twyla knocked the crap out of her and she left! Then, a couple of days later the cops showed up at the Snatch lookin for Twyla because that hag wanted to press charges! Luckily KiKi was able to talk them out of arresting Twyla or else she would have ben spending some time in jail!!

Second - me and Chuck decided to take a little break. Its not a break up, just that he has to go out of town for a while on a job and he'll be gone for like 8 months. Plus he was gettin a bit to needy for me. I mean I just got divorced and i dont want to get married again for a LONG LONG time!! He'll be back for visits every now and then but we/I decided it might be better to let things cool down for a while (I still think he's sexy as hell).

Third - Clintus and Wanda are gettin married! I don't know how she talked him into it, but the wedding date is January 1st 2010!! She asked me to be her maid of honor! KiKi is going to help her plan it so it should be really nice!!

Well, thats all i can write now! Got a lot to get done!!