Christmas Queen

OMG - I was named the Christmas Queen for 2008!!! Kiki says that is a record, cause no one has ever won after only workin here a short amount of time!! It was awesome, I got to ride in the sleigh and I have a really cute red bell costume I get to wear on Christmas Eve and for New Years Eve, I get to ride the ball down the pole!!! Those candy cane tricks really worked!! The show went off without a hitch. All the customers really liked what we did this year, even Ernie said he was impressed. Hes already talkin about the New Years Eve party!

Everyone was real happy for me, except Twyla. She was sure she was going to get the title and so was I, but I won by just a few votes! Course, she's demanding a recount, which is makin everyone a little worried, but I dont care - I am the Christmas Queen!! Twyla has been upset with me cause Clintus wont pay attention to her. She's been by the trailer a few times, droppin hints that shes interested, but he dont want no part of that. He says shes to hi maintenance for him. He likes his girls simple and plain (boring ;)). Butch does seem to like Twyla but she wants Clintus - maybe in the new year they will all decide who wants who. Besides, Twyla has a boyfriend alreayd (he rides a bike and sometimes picks her up from the Snatch). In the meentime, Kiki told me to watch out for Twyla, cause she can get nasty. I tole her I'd keep my eyes open.

Me and the kids also put some decorations up in the trailer (see snap). Clintus can not refuse Raashida when she goes to work on him!! She cant wait for Santy Clause to come visit - she had a really long list of things she wanted.

I think Clintus will dress up again this year. We let Butch do it last year and this is how he ended up (snap)

Hope you all have a Merry Christmas - I will try to add more before, but not sure if i'll be able to!

Christmas Pageant

Wow I am so excited - the Snatch is gearing up for its annual Christmas pageant! Ernie called us all together for a meeting and put us in charge of every detail. Everyone says its the coolest pageant around. We have a budget of $500 that KiKi is in charge of - i already have tons of ideas for decorating. We get to decorate the Snatch, we will have a real nice dinner and then the customers vote for the Christmas Queen!! KiKi was it last year so she'll get to crown the new queen. I really want that title! There will be a voting box at the door for two weeks and at the end, whoever has the most votes wins the crown!! For one year they get special treatment at the club! There is a cape, crown and a sled that she gets to ride, and on New Years Eve, she gets to drop the sparkle ball. Its a real honor and usually it is one of the girls that has been there a long time that wins, but i am really going to start tryin to get the customers to vote for me. I have an idea i want to try and it involves candy canes - i think the guys will really like it!!

All the girls really like this time of year too - they are always talkin about the pageants of the past. One year Ernie got so drunk he got up and danced on stage - now that i would like to see!! I am going to see if we can get a karaoke machine this year, i like that cause i can sing really good! We are all goin shoppin this weekend to get it started.

I was at Walmart and they have some really cute holiday stuff!! I picked up some stuff already for the trailer, not sure if Clintus wanted it decorated or not, but I dont care - it is Christmas! See the snap :) I just love puttin decorations up all over - makes it feel real nice. Even his buddies seem to like it, especially Butch. Oh hes ben back around since ruining the thanksgiving dinner, we all forgave him but hes still tryin to make up with everyone by bein extra nice. Clintus says thats just how he is, that is fine with me as long as he keeps bein nice, i dont have a problem with him.

Gotta run - almost time for work!

The List

I found this list on one of the other blogs, The Babblings of Mere, says shes a Texas high school student. I didnt finish school so i might not be really smart, but this girl seems pretty sharp to me. This was a really cool list, but I changed it up some to be better for me, thanks for sharin Mere!!

1. Started your own blog (Sweet Tooth Chronicles)
2. Slept under the stars (A LOT)
3. Played in a band (i was an extra on a road trip, played the tamborine)
4. Rode in a stolen a car
5. Watched someone take a shower
6. Received some charity
7. Been to Dollywood
9. Held a praying mantis (great snack)
10. Sang a solo (karaoke)
11. Bungee jumped
13. Watched a lightning storm
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch (dancing)
15. Adopted a dog
16. Had food poisoning
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa (in the magazine)
20. Slept on an overnight train (box car)
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill (doesnt everyone)
24. Built a fort out of boxes
25. Held a lamb chop
26. Gone skinny dipping (how i met my Raashidas daddy)
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run (annual family softball game)
32. Been cruising
39. Gone rock climbing
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt (seen my brother get sick after drinkin - same thing)
43. Had a stranger buy my meal at a restaurant
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted (did some nude modeling)
48. Gone deep sea fishing
58. Taken a self defense class
60. Ate at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
67. Bounced a check
69. Sold my favorite childhood toy
72. Pieced a quilt
75. Been fired from a job
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Rode in a brand new car
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby (two)
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in a Great Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

Thanksgiving

Hi Ya'll. I don't know about you but i am damn glad thanksgiving is over!! It was a big headache - the only thing i was thankful for is that the Snatch was open and I got to work off some of that food I ate! Clintus did manage to kill a turkey but while him and his buddies were cleaning it, they got into a fight (they was all drunk) and the turkey got run over by the truck Butch was drivin. We got to use most of the turkey so it turned out ok.

I did get to do some shopping over the weekend and take a look at the shoes i got!!! Twyla was so jealous, i could just tell!!! Alot of the customers really like it when we wear high shoes, just one of those things i guess. I used to have a regular that LOVED my feet. Hopefully it wont be long before i get some regulars at the Snatch, they sure do make workin a lot more fun!! I also got some toys for Raashida and baby Jesus, they just cant wait for Santa to come!! I went to the dollar store and they had a ton of cute stuff for kids.

We also had a sort of thanksgiving dinner at the Snatch. Ernie sprung for some food and they had it all set up real nice like for the people who dont have family. It was really a good thing to do and believe me Ernie NEVER does anything nice. Everyone seemed to enjoy it (see snap below).

Us girls had to clean up afterwards but that was ok too. It gave me a chance to talk to them and see if anyone was interested in my spa idea. I think that KiKi and Silky are into it but Twyla just was not sure it was a good idea for her. I think she will change her mind once she sees all the stuff i have already worked out! Keep your fingers crossed for me!! I invited them all over to the trailer for drinks one night this week. Hopefully Clintus and his buddies will not be there to bother us. But i think when he finds out they are comin, he will tell all his buddies to be there too for some sort of private show. i will have to come up with a way to get him out of the trailer that night.

Gotta run - i will let you know how it goes with the girls!

What a weekend!

Wow - I had the best weekend ever!! It was my first working weekend at the Snatch and the girls were great. I think i made some really good friends (i'll post some snaps later). Theres KiKi, she's been dancing there for the longest, almost 2 years and really knows her way around the place. i can learn a lot from her. Then theres Twyla, she has been there for about a year. Shes not too bad. She has a lot of neat pole tricks and some really bitchin shoes (see snap below)!!! Silky just started a couple of months ago and already has some regulars. Shes really happy that she is not the new girl anymore. I just know we will be BFFs for a long time!

This is one pair of the shoes Twyla has - too bad her feet are way bigger than mine or i would be all over these!!!

Ernie started me out slow on Friday night with one dance but by Sat. night I was raring to go and did 3 performances! I did moves that i have not done in a long time. I had one wardrobe malfunksion when my gstring broke, but the crowd seemed to really enjoy it and I made a ton of money and just in time for the holidays!! Im trying to come up with a way to add some christmas music into my routine. Kiki really thought that was a good idea too. We are going to come up with a routine that everyone can do together for a christmas show - Ernie really liked the idea.

Well i gotta run - i let you know how thanksgiving goes - i will be cooking a turky for the first time, that is if my brother Clintus can kill one for us to eat!

Memory Box

After seeing my ex, i got to thinking about everything we had been through and decided to go through our "relationship memory box". i like to keep little momentos from relationships. I wasnt sure how i was going to handle it being so soon after we broke up but i did it and i can tell you - that shit hurt!!! Now i know that that Jennifer Aniston must feel everytime she sees her ex with that witch angelina! everyone says i could be Jens twin sister! I bet if she met me, we'd be great friends!

I can share some of the things, but most of them are for my eyes only. i have the straw from the grape slurpee he bought me when we first met. i have the stick from the corndog he bought me on our first date to the fair. i have the paper bag that my first gift from him came in (sorry, the gift is one of the things i cant share). i have the fork from our first real, fancy date. he picked me up in his friends trans am and took me out to a real nice dinner at Golden Corral. i have some flower petals from the arrangement he gave me (he found a real nice arrangement in the dumpster behind the funeral home). the rest of it is more the same - things that mark the happy times we had.

Oh, look at the time. I got to get ready to perform! Ill get back with more later!

Carlos

Well it happened - i saw my ex Carlos yesterday. I stopped by the corner store to pick up some smokes and treats for my kids. I go there a lot cause me and the owner have a special relationship. His wife died some time ago and I occassionally do "favors" for him, so he gives me discounts on what i buy! It works out great. So there he was, Carlos i mean, standin across the street, just watchin me.

You should know our history before you make up your mind. we met a couple of years ago, he was hanging out at the gas station with a bunch of his friends when me and my girls stopped for a grape slurpee. Right away i new he was different. Everyone warned me about him, they thought he was just lookin to get married so he could stay in the country, but i didnt think so. He paid for my slurpee and was a real gentleman. We had some really good times, he didnt speak english to good and I didnt understand half of what he was sayin, but our bodies new what to do!!! And the great thing was, he didnt have to work everyday, just when he wanted to. I told him all about my dream of opening up one of those fancy day spas and he thought that was a dang good idea too. We even had the floor plan all figured out - it was top notch all the way, first class! dont get me wrong, im still planning on doing it, it will just take me longer.

So after we got married and baby Jesus was born, Carlos got a little restless, he was always askin what time i would be home and how long i was going to be gone. i should have known somethin was up. Finally the lady that lives downstairs told me that we needed to stop being so loud when we were getting after it during the day, cause it was her nap time and she couldnt sleep. thats when i new what was giong on. that bastard was steppin out on me!!! Course he says its not true, but when i found his collection of panties in his closet, i new. Hes a DOG!!!

Hi all - sorry i did not post over the weekend, it was a busy one!! Seems Carlos forgot I was staying at the apartment and brought a woman there in the middle of the night!!! So i had to gather up the kids and get the heck outta there before they started gettin busy. I moved in with my brother out at the trailer, should be ok for now at least until i get some money saved. Speakin of, i went on over to the Happy Snatch to check it out, get to know some of the other girls and the owner asked me if i could start right away. Seems one of the girls has to take some time off, somthing about a rash and doctors orders. So i made my debut at the Snatch on Saturday afternoon. I can tell you it was pretty exciting, i think i did good, specially since Ernie the owner said he might just move me to the night shift and they only do that when you are real good and got mad skills!

Sunday was spent getting settled. Raashida already made new friends - that one is going to go places, with her dark skin and blonde hair. Guess its about time i got her off the bottle and toilet trained but i dont like fightin with her. May be someone has some tips for that, my ma is not really helpful with raising my kids - she had 7 and thinks her time is done. Cant say i blame her.

Bye for now.

Friends & Family

Wanted to post some snaps of my family and BFF's for your enjoyement.

The first one is my two BFF's - these are some special ladies - I'd go to the end of the earth for them!!!

My older brother - he's still single if any of you ladies are looking.

Time for practice!!

Enjoy!

Welcome to the world of Candy

hello all - I'm Candy - sweet candy is what my guy friends call me. my dog of a husband recently left me for our neighbor. He is 35 and she is 19. Guess he took a liking to her while i was tended to baby jesus. Raashida's daddy dont come around too often so i got both babies now and that makes it hard to get out and make new friends but i think my new job will help with that - i start dancing at the Happy Snatch next week and i am really looking forward to trying out my new moves!