Sweet Tooth Chronicles

Valentine's Day Date

2010-02-16T05:28:00.000-08:00

OK I'm back. I have not ben blogging lately, I've ben kind of down. There is so much drama going on I cant stand it anymore! I finally decided that I am not going to feel bad about living my life and having fun with who ever I want!!!

Over the weekend - Valentines Day - Chuck sent me flowers of course. He wanted to go out but had to do something for his work - yea right, on a Sunday? So that meant I could go out with Steve which was totally awesome! For being an older guy, he sure knows how to treat a girl!! He took me out to a very fancy dinner, then we went back to his place - very nice. Another good thing about older guys, they have there shit together! There is none of that still living with the family or crappy jobs or anything like that.

I was surprised at how much thought Steve put into the date. He planned every detail almost. I dont think he counted on getting lucky! Wait a minute, before your mouths drop open, we didnt do anything! I was ready to - bought new bra and panties for the occasion, but he said that it was to fast for him. He wanted to get to know me first. Now that is very flattering and I appreciate the gesture, but lets be honest ladies. When we are ready, it takes a bit for us to turn it off! So, we watched a movie then he brought me home. All in all, it was a nice evening. A little uneventful, but still a nice change. He sent flowers the next day to so that is a good sign, I think. We'll just have to see where this one goes.

Chuck on the other hand, I'm not to sure about. I think he is fooling around - which is OK since we are not together-together, but I wish he would just tell me!!

Thats about all for now - I hope all my lady friends had a great Valentines Day!!! big kisses to everyone!!!

Good, Bad, Ugly

2010-02-02T05:43:00.000-08:00

Whew! I'm finally able to sit down and do a post!! A lot has ben going on with me lately so that is why i haven't ben around.

GOOD: First off, work is great. I met a new guy at the party we had. His name is Steve. He's 52, a CPA, and is HOT HOT HOT. Hes a friend of Ernies so when he stopped by, KiKi introduced us and it was sparks right away!! He's tall, blonde and his body is ripped!!! I guess maybe middle aged men feel the need to hit the gym more!! Whatever, he's hot! He's ben divorced for about 5 years. I didn't get those details, but I'm working on it! We went on a date last weekend to a very nice restaurant and to a movie. Hes got two kids but they live with there mom in Dallas. I'll keep you posted on the developement!!

BAD: Twyla got in trouble again. Seems she's ben drinking a bit to much lately. We are all trying to help her work through her problems and believe me, shes got a lot!! Silky has ben staying with her during the day and shes at the Snatch at night so we all kind of keep an eye on her. Plus she doesnt have her drivers license so we have to pick her up whenever she wants to go some where.

UGLY: The snake got remarried to his skank ass girl friend. They went to Vegas last week and did it. I really hope she's ready to share him cause once a dog, always a dog! Thats all I got to say about that!

Thats about it for now - it doesnt seem like much but let me tell you, it feels like a TON on my shoulders!!

Have a great weekend ya'll!!

Update

2010-01-18T05:31:00.000-08:00

Sorry to all my bloggers! I have not ben able to post in a while - got sick kids. It started with Raashida, then of course baby Jesus got it! I'm telling you, we have icky stuff coming out all over!!! Thankfully mom took Raashida while BJ is sick. it's ben hell!!!

Not a lot going on, we have a big party coming up at the Snatch this weekend - I'll tell you more about it later.

Gotta run - I hear my baby makin some sort of noise in the other room!!

Happy New Year - 2010

2010-01-04T05:29:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year Ya'll!!! I'm so glad the holidays are over. Don't get me wrong, I like them, but man am I exhausted!!! What with all the Christmas dinners and running around, a gal needs a little time to rest!!!

New Year's was great! I worked - well I tried to work - but everyone has ben super about it. They are giving me extra tips to help me catch up!! Afterwards, us girls stayed and had a couple of drinks.

The wedding - here is a picture of the dress. Is that not the most awful dress you have ever seen (don't tell Wanda)? There is a little black jacket that we wore over it because it was cold!! The ceremony was nice - really short, but nice. The real excitement happened at the reception!!! Lord, what a night!

We all got to the party after the pictures were taken, so some people were already there and had ben drinking. I knew it was going to be a long night!!

When Clintus and Wanda came in everyone clapped and yelled - it was really nice. They didn't have a dinner, just munchy foods and booze. There was a lot of dancing, the dj was awesome! Things started loud and just got louder so the cops came, as usual.

On our way out, some chick said something to Twyla and that is all it took. She went after her like a mad cat, just cussing, clawing and whaling away! It took me, Chuck and Clintus to get her off. The girl, it turns out was Butch's ex (just a one night stand) but she thought she was the shit. I'm really not even sure why she was there! I'm guessing that Butch invited her. She was one big bitch! You know the type: big mouth, big hair, big boobs and big ass! Twyla did some damage though, she managed to pull part of her weave out before we broke it up!! I don't think we'll hear from her for a while.

All in all, it was a pretty good wedding. I hope I don't have to go to another one for a long time!!!

Between Holidays

2009-12-29T05:40:00.001-08:00

Hi ya'll!! I only have a little bit of time but i wanted to post something! Christmas was awesome - very busy, but great!

First we had Christmas at home, then off to my parents for presents and lunch. Then off to Raashida's grandparents - BJ stayed at my moms. Her daddy was there with his new wife and there baby boy. Raashida was very excited about being a big sister. Then back to my moms to pick up BJ, then off to his uncles house for about 20 minutes because that is all i can stand to be around them!! Then back to momma's house for dinner. Whew - see what I mean about busy?

Chuck and I exchanged gifts Christmas eve. I love my gifts. I got some perfume and some fuzzy boots! Also some other stuff for my apartment which is always great.

I got him the normal stuff - clothes, some cologne and undies!!

Of course Raashida and baby Jesus cleaned up! They are so spoiled I don't know if i'll be able to fit all the crap in our apartment!!! Its ok though, they deserve every gift they get!!

Gotta run. This week is all wedding planning. Hopefully the weather will hold out and not be to nasty for the wedding. I'll be glad when this weekend is done!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA'LL!!!!

New Christmas Queen

2009-12-21T05:39:00.000-08:00

Hi ya'll! I just wanted to let you know how the party went. It was totally awesome! Better then last year I think! I only have a couple of snaps right now. Kiki hit a home run with the decorations (as usual). There was a ton of people there and everyone was real glad to see me out of the cast!!

And as we all thought - Twyla was crowned the Pageant Queen!! It was all very exciting! Butch even came out but I dont think he'll be around much longer, I mean with Twyla!!

Wanda and Clintus were there to, but only for the pageant. They got to much going on to hang out all night. Poor Clintus, he just always has that look on his face like "what the heck did i get myself into". I sure do hope this marriage works out for them.

Everybody seems to be giong crazy with Christmas and the wedding coming up. So i'm not sure if i'll be able to post much between now and then! So everyone have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I'll be thinking about you!!

Anticipation

2009-12-18T05:29:00.000-08:00

Well its almost here!! The big party at the Snatch is this weekend and we are all so excited!! Its great to be back at work - I really missed it! We have a practice today and tomorrow for the big Christmas Pageant tomorrow night! KiKi has the placed hooked up! There are so many lights it looks like the middle of the day when they are all on! I get to ride in on the sleigh for the last time and when they announce the new Queen, I get to pass the crown on! Usually there is a dance number but since my leg is not 100% I cant dance...but it will still be fun!!

We got our tree up - with a lot of help from Chuck. Its decorated and some presents are already under it. Raashida is about to bust a gut - she just cannot wait any longer!! Its really awesome to listen to her tell everyone what she wants for Christmas - I swear that girl has no idea how expensive she is!!!

Well thats all i got time for right now - got to go to practice in a bit and need to get the kiddos ready to go to my moms for the weekend!

Have a great weekend and I'll let you know how the pageant turns out!!

Christmas Shopping

2009-12-10T10:33:00.001-08:00

Well I did it - I went Christmas shopping and did I get a lot done!! I had a hard time finding one of the gifts Raashida wanted - I had NO idea what a Zhu-Zhu was!!! For those of you who don't know - its a dam little fake hamister!!! Holy crap you'd think they were made of gold or something!! I also got a horse for BJ - no not a real one, but I think he'll like it!

Christmas may be a little small this year since I have not ben able to work for a while. Chuck said he would help, but I just don't like to depend on him for that!

I talked with KiKi about the Christmas pageant and she said I could help her - normally the Queen wouldnt help, but since I got nothing else going on its ok with me. Twyla is going all out on her campaign to be the next Queen. She made cupcakes for her regulars, shes ben really nice to EVERYONE including Ernie!! I sure do hope she gets it - I don't think none of the other girls would really appreciate it as much. Besides she's having a ruff time with Butch and everything - she should have something fun.

Also Wanda is still driving us all crazy with this wedding! Its bad enough to get through the holidays, but shes really making a big deal out of this!! You should see the bridesmaid dresses she wants us to wear!! Sorry - you will have to wait until after the wedding for that!! I am really happy for them but come on!!! Oh yeah, her colors are silver and black which could be pretty cool! They got a DJ for the reception and its at the trailer park party building so that should be good.

gotta run!

Happy Day!!

2009-12-07T05:46:00.000-08:00

My cast is off!!! I have to keep it wrapped and still use crutches but FINALLY i'm free!!! Next starts the physical therapy which I am not looking forward to.

We are putting up our tree this weekend - the girls are coming by to help out. Raashida can hardly stand it! She has a list about a mile long to take to Santa - lordy that girl is going to put me in the poor house!!! Baby Jesus is still pretty easy to shop for since he can't complain yet! Mom and Pete have a bunch of toys already bought and wrapped up, which makes me feel like crap for being so far behind!

I went over to the Snatch to see what was up for the holiday party - since my time as the Christmas Queen is coming to an end. Twyla is all pumped because she is on the court - I hope she gets it this year, she was really mad last year when she didn't win. KiKi showed me the outfit she's making me - thankfully it has long stockings because one of my legs is really WHITE!! I'm going to stop by the tanning salon but I don't know if that will even help in time - the party is next weekend.

I got a call from the snake - BJ's daddy - and he wants to have BJ for the holidays. Well you can imagine what my answer to that was - not only NO, but HELL NO!! I don't want my baby spending the holidays with him and the skanky ho he's living with so I told him that we were going out of town and if he had presents, he would have to bring them by for BJ to open. Can you believe that?! He tried to tell me that him and his skank were getting married and wanted BJ there for the ceremony. What an idiot - like a baby can be there witness!!

Today is shopping - hopefully I'll get some done so there will be some stuff under the tree this weekend!! That will put me in a good mood!

Have a great day ya'll!

Post Thanksgiving

2009-12-01T08:26:00.001-08:00

I'm back!! We had an awesome Thanksgiving!! The hole family showed up!! I ate way to much but it was worth it!! My mom can cook like nobodys business!! Everything was great! Even Wandas sweet potatoes turned out to be good!! KiKi and Ernie stopped by, along with Silky (no boyfriend), Twyla and Butch, Wanda and Clintus and her kids, me and Chuck and the kids so it was a houseful!! I feel so blessed to have such a great family and great friends!!

Mom was excited to show off her new bathroom - she just redid it for the holiday. Before, it was really dark but she out did herself as usual. Of course Pete helped her out.

AFter dinner, a couple of Chucks friends dropped by and i thought Twyla and Silky were going to die - they were totally hot!! I really had to keep Butch busy so Twyla could chat with one of them. I'm thinking we could all be dating friends - wouldn't that be awesome!!!

Of course Chuck told me that the job got extended so now he wont be back until about February or March of 2010 - but thats ok with me!! He also didn't come empty handed - I think he has some sort of thing going on with the florist!!!

The best part of the weekend was me and mom went shopping on Black Friday! WE do it every year and this year was no different - we got up at 4:00am and headed off to Walmart first. There were tons of people but mom had her eye on a new flat screen tv for Pete (really for her to watch her stories on - but she said its for Pete). Anyway, I got some awesome stuff for the kids, now if i can just keep them hid until Christmas I'll be OK!!!

We drove past my fav store - Old Navy and this is what it looked like!!! I could believe it - so many people out. Whoever came up with this Black Friday thing was a real smart person!!!

By the end of the day - this is what i felt like, but we had an awesome time and got to do some real mom and daughter stuff!!

I hope ya'll had a great day to and got to pick up on some great deals!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

2009-11-24T10:27:00.000-08:00

Hi ya'll - I'm going to my moms for a few days so I won't be able to post until after thanksgiving so i hope ya'll have a good one!!!

Poor Twyla

2009-11-19T05:24:00.000-08:00

If you remember in my last post, Twyla and Butch are having some problems so she's ben over here asking my advise - not that my track record with men is so great, but I guess she needs someone to talk to.

It started with him forgetting her birthday and I can tell you she was HOT. It gets even worse, the reason he forgot was because he was at his buddies playing poker, got drunk and couldnt drive home!!! When he finally rolled in the next day he was a mess and he handed her some sorry ass excuse. He tried to make it up to her by taking her out for dinner the next day but it was to late. What he doesn't understand is we women remember shit like that and keep it filed away for future reference...am I right ladies?

Then, she said that she found panties in his truck that were not hers. Wanda tried to cover for him by telling Twyla they were hers but lets be honest, the thought of Wanda in a g-string is not something I want to see!! Needless to say, Twyla didn't believe her and called Butch out on it. He said that they were from an old girlfriend and they had ben in there a long time he just forgot about them. I just told her to forget about it since no one knows for sure whos they are and when they got there.

It just seems like it is one thing after the other with those two. I am beginning to think maybe they should be together, but thats her business!! i just told her, like all good girlfriends do, not to worry to much...it will get better...theres other fish in the sea...tomorrow is another day... Lord, i'm almost out of positive things to say!!! Just wait for the sun to come up and see what happens!!!

Now most important - 1 MORE DAY TILL NEW MOON!!! I am totally excited. I think me and the girls are going to camp out tomorrow to get in line!!! I mean are you kidding me - look at this guy - if I knew I wouldnt go to jail - I would be all over that!!!!

Enjoy ladies -

GREAT NEWS!!!!

2009-11-17T10:35:00.000-08:00

I went to the doctor last week and he says that the cast can come off in 2 weeks!!! Yipeee! I'm so glad FINALLY this big old honkin thing comes off!!! I have to wear some sort of brace for a while but anything is better than a cast!!

I am not sure when I'll be able to perform again, i don't want to rush into it and hurt my leg again! I just hate sitting on a stool at the Snatch and watching the girls collect all those tips that should be mine! But I cant complain because they have really taken good care of me. KiKi has picked up and dropped off a lot of dinners for me and the kids. Twyla has ben by now and then to visit - I think her and Butch are on the outs, so shes asking me for boyfriend advice, but thats a hole other blog!!! Silky has ben real sweet to. I know they don't mind, but I don't like having to depend on anyone but me!!

Chuck came over this weekend - thats another reason I'm happy to get this dam cast off!! It is VERY difficult to "have company" with it on my leg - but somehow we manage!!

He also asked about our plans for the holidays. I guess I need to start my shopping - Raashida has a list a mile long and the sad thing is she will probably get everything on it!! Between my mom and Wanda, that girl is getting more spoiled everyday!! Wandas daughter just loves to play with her!! Its good that she has a lot of family who love her. That makes me real happy.

Gotta run now - I'll be back with more later!!!

New Post - Old Friends

2009-11-10T05:21:00.000-08:00

I had an awesome surprise over the weekend. Some of my high school friends stopped by! I haven't seen them in forever! We spent hours just remembering all the crazy stuff we did when we were younger. I have not had that much fun in a long time!!

There was this one party that we went to out of town. We got a hotel room and thought we were sooooo cool!!! I don't think we got any sleep that hole weekend! It was right after graduation and Clare (thats one of my friends) met this guy at a track meet and he invited us to a party. Of course we told our parents it was a "study" meeting!!

Then there was spring break - we went to a BUNCH of parties!! Some of them I cant even remember so they must have ben reall fun!!!

This one was a PJ party - I remember that one. Everyone was in there PJ but what was funny - as the party went on, the smaller the PJ's got!!! it was in Brandon's (another friend) grandaddys field.

this one I'm not to sure about. I think it was a graduation party but I dont remember who's it was but it sure looks like it was fun!!

Now for some EXCITMENT - New Moon is out this month and I can hardly wait!!! The girls and I are even thinking about being one of those crazy people that get in line before the opening day!! Only 11 more days!!!!

Catch Up

2009-11-04T05:30:00.000-08:00

Alright, I promised ya'll an update...

First, remember I broke my leg so I have ben sort of out of commission for a while. I did manage to get down to th Snatch to check out the decorations for the party. As usual, KiKi had the food out like nobodys business. all the girls were in costume - even Twyla!! I sure do miss working - strange, huh? I guess I just miss my girls!! KiKi sent me some snaps of some of the people and this is about the only clean one I can post.

My neighbor stopped by before going out to his party and this was his costume. Pretty scary right?

One good thing about being layed up is that i get to spend a lot of time on my nails!! I tried some different designs but its really hard to do your own nails!!!

OK - that's all the boring stuff - now to the good stuff...Chuck came in town for the weekend (Halloween) and we got along really good. He only has a few more months on the job out of town so we are going to see what happens after that.

KiKi and Ernie are doing fine. Twyla is stepping out on Butch - she met some guy at a club and has ben all over him!! Butch doesn't really seem to mind, I guess they are ok with that. Silky is still with her sugar daddy - you wouldn't believe all the presents he gets her!! She's even thinking about getting another boob job!!!

My brother and Wanda had a bit of excitment last week. Her ex showed up wanting to take the kids but he was all drunk so she didn't let him. He picked a fight with Clintus and the cops were called. Its a good thing Clintus went to high school with one of them because hes managed to stay out of A LOT of trouble!!! Steve (that's the cop) took Wandas ex off to jail for the night to sober up. The next day, her ex came back to take the kids and she said he looked like hell. I guess Clintus got the better of him in the fight!

Mom and Pete are doing good - she's killing me with all this wedding bull crap!! I guess Wanda just handed over the job to her. I swear you would think it was ME getting married again!!

I guess that's all for now. Reading back over it - it doesn't seem like a lot has happened, but it sure does feel like it!!!!

Catch ya later!!

Quick Post

2009-11-02T05:35:00.000-08:00

Sorry I have not posted in a while - but i'm still here!!! There has ben so much going on that I have to figure out how to share it all!

Halloween was great. Wanda and clintus took Raashida trick or treating around the trailer park and she got tons of candy!! Of course I had to go though it all and man did she throw a fit when I tried to get rid of some of it!! I had to wait until she went to sleep to dump it or else I think she would have got in the trash to dig it out!! Unfortunately BJ was sick. He has some sort of cold so I didn't let him go out (he didn't even know the difference). So we stayed home and watched some scary movies!

Thats all i have time for right now - but I will be back with details soon!!

Have a great day!

Halloween at the Snatch

2009-10-15T05:22:00.000-07:00

Well I'm going to miss it (working anyway)! Halloween at the Snatch is going to be totally awesome!!! Since it is on a Saturday, you know the girls are going to do it up right!! Ernie said that we could do whatever we wanted - so the party is on!!

Kiki has all sorts of ideas for the theme but i think its going to be just a good old fashioned costume party! A costume contest, bobbing for apples (or something close) and all sorts of other games. I'm just mad that i'm going to have to lug around this dam cast!!! I need to come up with something that will let me use the cast as a part of the costume.

Anyway the party has everyone in high spirits and we are all ready to help! Hopefully this will be one for the books!

Raashida really wants to be a bumble bee or a pirate - dont ask me where she got that from that girl has a mind like no other!! I am so proud of her.

Now a couple of you have commented on the picture she did in one of my other blogs - she just colored the picture! Wanda actually drew it for her and she colored it in. It would be nice if she could draw like that already, i would have that girl in art school!!!

BJ will be a bit easier to dress up - he will be a jelly bean. My mom has a pattern for the cutest bean costume ever!

thats all for now - my meds are kickin in and i need to lay down!

Thoughts...

2009-10-08T05:23:00.001-07:00

Its amazing what goes through your head when you are lying around with nothing to do. I've ben thinking a lot lately about my life and what my goals are. Dont get me wrong, I really love my life so far, but maybe there is room for some changes. So here are some things I decided to work on to make me a better person:

*Sometimes I talk before I think about what i want to say. Sometimes good, sometimes not so good.

*I would like to spend more time with my family so my kids know what kind of people they come from.

*Pay more attention Raashida when she shows me something she did. I really need to focus on her now or else she'll grow up wrong and I dont want that for my baby. See the drawing she made for me - its just great!!!

* Schedule my time better to have more down time.

* Get everything organized in my home.

* Now this one is a biggy - I would like to have a serious relationship with a man. I'm tired of just going out and having fun with them (dont hold me to that statement because it could just be the meds talking). Not being able to do anything is really not cool and i have no one here to help. Chuck is coming this weekend, but that is just for a couple of days.

I think that is all for now but its a good start. Hopefully i will be able to work towards these goals and set some new ones!!

Accident

2009-10-06T05:38:00.000-07:00

Well, it finally happened...I knew something was coming, i could just feel it, does that ever happen to anyone else? Last week i fell and broke my leg!! I have ben in so much pain and so much medication I cant see strait half of the time!!

It was really weird how it happened. We all went out for drinks, me and the girls, and when we were leaving, trying to get into the car, i just fell over (now I admit I had some drinks, but i didn't think i was that bad off!!). The girls took me to the hospital and this is the result. Needless to say I am pretty bummed out because I cant do anything!! Raashida is with my mom and Wanda and Clintus have baby Jesus.

Everyone has ben real nice about it but it still sucks having to just sit around and watch game shows and soap operas all day!! I might try to sneak up to the Snatch this weekend and watch the show but I will have to see how i feel by then!!

I hope everyone is doing fine and having great fun!! Please think about me laying here while you are all out doing whatever it is that makes you laugh!!

Rated XXX

2009-09-15T05:33:00.000-07:00

Ladies do I have a post for you!!! I had the most exciting weekend that i have had in a long time!!

A friend of KiKi's had a Goody Drawer party and man oh man, was there some goodies there!!!

First of, in true KiKi style, she had the place decorated for the occasion - balloons, cup cakes the total works! Honestly I thought I walked into some kind of sex show!!! She really went all out for this one!! We had lots champagne, cheese and crackers along with some "tool" shaped cookies!! It was quite a spread!

Now some of these things I have only heard about but i didn't think they were real. We all know about the Rabbit - but some of these things this lady had were unreal and I don't know how to explain them!!! The lady that was selling the stuff really new what she was talking about and she really seemed to enjoy her job! I'm pretty sure she made a lot of money off sales that night - I know I dropped about $150.00!! It was really surprising to see some of the girls I didn't think would even know how to use some of these things buying them like crazy!!!

Now this lady taught us a lot of tricks to use but in the end, no matter how many batteries you use, it can't replace the feeling of having big strong arms around you, feeling his sweaty body against yours, the sound of him appreciating your body, and most of all his hot, sweet kisses!!!!

Now, I need to go take a cold shower!!!

Still Here

2009-09-09T05:15:00.000-07:00

Yep - i'm still here, its ben so crazy lately!! I pulled a double shift at the Snatch over the holiday weekend and got BIG bucks! I'm not sure what to spend it on! Maybe a vacation, or new clothes, or SHOES...Raashida wants a puppy but I think she will settle for a hamster!!

I got a new couch, Wanda cleaned out her storage shed and gave it to me. Its totally awesome and will go great in my apartment!! I still have not done my kitchen up, it just seems like there is no time I'm always on the go!

Oh, we had another fight at the Snatch. Theres this guy who always comes in to watch us dance, we call him Larry (we dont know his real name but he looks like Larry the Cable Guy) and he is a really big guy. Always looks dirty and stinky, like he never takes a bath or combs his hair. Real nasty. Anyway, last week he was in during the day and in walks this old lady. Her hair was all ratty like she just got out of bed and didnt bother to do anything. She was pretty good size to. It turns out, its his wife!! Hes ben telling her hes going to work but hes coming to the Snatch!!! She followed him and caught him red handed!!! She drug him outside and started just wailing on him - we never laughed so hard!!! Later the lady came back and apologized to us for causing a scene which was pretty cool. Apparently, hes ben skipping work and coming here!! he had all these vacation days and sick days that he had to use and he never told her!!!

Other then the fight, work has been really busy. I am thankful that I work in a job that does not suffer when times are tight! The tips are still real good!!

Have a great week!!

These are a few of MY favorite things!

2009-08-18T05:15:00.001-07:00

I've seen this on a couple of posts so I think I'll play along:

1) My babies - Raashida and baby Jesus. They are just so good to me and I am so thankful that they are here - most of the time. But there are times, believe me, when I think kids should be seen and not heard. Usually they are just awesome!!

2) Shoes! I LOVE shoes! Tall, flat, black, white, all colors it doesn't matter - if they fit my foot, I love them!

3) My friends - sometimes they are better then family. The don't look at you like they are not happy with the choices you make. They laugh at all your dumb jokes. They hold your hair back when you get sick. They are always up for something fun. They are just the best people in the world!!

4) Kittens. They are so cute and they always make you smile.

5) Flowers - they smell nice, look pretty and make the world a more colorful place!

6) Scary movies on a stormy day! Nothing beets snuggling up on the couch and watchin a scary movie!!!

6) Hot guy with a great ass! That might just beet the movie!

7) Getting my nails done and painted up with a wild design!! My nail lady really out does herself sometimes! I really like watching how she works because I still want to have my own salon some day!

8) My car - I know, everyone says that, but I really do love my car. It was my dads and when he left Clintus fixed it up and when he was done with it - I got it!!! It is totally awesome, there is no a/c so it makes for a hot ride, but still, it gets a lot of attention!!!!

Thats all i could come up with right now - this is really hard to do!!

I got flowers from Chuck - he got all settled in at the job site and already misses me!! that boy is whipped bad!!!

I had to explain to Raashida why she cant go to school yet. She saw Wanda's kids gettin ready to go back and now she wants to go to. That girl is gonna do a lot with her life, i can just tell!! BJ is growing up so fast to, he wants to keep up with his sister but she just moves to fast for him. I think she makes him dizzy when he watches her, I know she makes me dizzy!!

Thats all for now - time to get to the laundrymat!

Show Down at the Snatch!

2009-08-05T05:26:00.000-07:00

OMG - it has ben so long since I posted I don't know where to start! There has ben alot happening in my life and cant seem to find the time to blog about it!

First off - Silky had a run in with her new boyfriends ex-wife. Seems he went out of town and told Silky she could stay at his house while he was gone. then one morning early, the ex shows up and finds Silky sleeping in his bed!! You can just imagine what happened after that!! Twyla was on her way to pick Silky up, thank god, so she stepped in and a cat fight broke out between the ex and Twyla!!! Needless to say, Twyla knocked the crap out of her and she left! Then, a couple of days later the cops showed up at the Snatch lookin for Twyla because that hag wanted to press charges! Luckily KiKi was able to talk them out of arresting Twyla or else she would have ben spending some time in jail!!

Second - me and Chuck decided to take a little break. Its not a break up, just that he has to go out of town for a while on a job and he'll be gone for like 8 months. Plus he was gettin a bit to needy for me. I mean I just got divorced and i dont want to get married again for a LONG LONG time!! He'll be back for visits every now and then but we/I decided it might be better to let things cool down for a while (I still think he's sexy as hell).

Third - Clintus and Wanda are gettin married! I don't know how she talked him into it, but the wedding date is January 1st 2010!! She asked me to be her maid of honor! KiKi is going to help her plan it so it should be really nice!!

Well, thats all i can write now! Got a lot to get done!!

The Question of Color

2009-07-21T05:42:00.001-07:00

I saw a really neat entry on my friend Rebeccas blog. Seems she was at a party, met a guy and had a conversation about favorite colors. She seems pretty smart and it sounds like she gave a lot of thought to her reasons for liking the color yellow (her favorite). Her question was - what is your favorite color (but she spells it colour)?

Mine is purple. Sweet and simple purple. Purple is a strong, royal color and I think everyone likes it, even if they dont realize it. A lot of things are purple - flowers, the sky when the sun sets, fruits, vegetables, and most importantly, it is the color of my favorite pair of shoes!!!

I looked on the internet to find out what it means when you like a color and this is what it said about purple:

Purple embodies the balance of red simulation and blue calm. This dichotomy can cause unrest or uneasiness unless the undertone is clearly defined at which point the purple takes on the characteristics of its undertone. A sense of mystic and royal qualities, purple is a color often well liked by very creative or eccentric types and is the favorite color of adolescent girls.
How the color purple effects us mentally and physically

* Uplifting

* Calming to mind and nerves

* Offers a sense of spirituality

* Encourages creativity

I had to look up some of the words in this paragraph, but it seems to me that this color suits me just fine as a favorite color!

Have a super day ya'll and enjoy your favorite color!!

Faces

2009-07-10T05:29:00.000-07:00

Alright i'm gettin some grieft about not posting faces on my blog when I put snaps up so here is the story behind that.

First off - I dont like to put pictures of Raashida and baby Jesus on their cause I dont want their daddys to have an easy way to see them. i think if they want to see them, they can make the effort and come over to see them in real life!!! Raashidas daddy hasnt ben by since her birthday and he only calls her when hes drunk so I have to step in and that starts a huge fight and then hes back to not contacting her.

Carlos is a little bit better about seeing BJ only I cant stand the bitch hes with now. i dont think she deserves to spend any time with my BJ!! She dont like Carlos coming over to my place so its hard to arrange a visit.

As far as the rest of my friends. I do take snaps with there faces in them but they never like how they turn out and they tell me if i post them, they will kill me!!! The truth is i think maybe some of them are running away from something or someone and dont want to take any chances! But hey, thats OK with me. They are nice people and deserve a chance to be happy.

Also, I think it makes me seem very mysterious!!

Have a great weekend ya'll!!!

New Tattoo

2009-07-01T05:40:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm thinking about gettin another tattoo but I am not really sure yet. I already have a couple of small ones but I think I might want another one!! Nothing to big, but just something

different.

I got this snap of Chuck's tattoo on his back (watch it girls, hes all

mine) and I really like it.

Here is a snap of KiKis tat - I really like this one but dont want to copy her.

So that is my problem for this week. I am lookin forward to a bitchin holiday weekend with lots of parties and fireworks (both inside and out)!!! Raashida is really looking forward to seeing the fireworks. Clintus has filled her head with all these big ideas!! She even gave me a "present" for the 4th - she did this while she was at my moms and of course i couldnt be mad at her cause she's just so dam cute!!

Happy 4th ya'll!!

Apartment Progress Update

2009-06-23T05:36:00.000-07:00

Not a lot to blog about - just getting organinzed at my apartment.

I got some plants on the patio. It took a while to get them all done and boy is it HOT!!!

Also, I set up baby Jesus with his own corner of the room. Raashida was not happy to share, but she understands. I tell ya, that girl always surprises me with how smart she is!! She is going to be someone real important some day!! Anyway, here is a snap of BJ's side of the room.

I also finished my bathroom - now I spend a LOT of time in there so it dont bother me to drop some serious scratch on decorating it. I even painted it!! Well Chuck really did, but i picked out the color!! It is by far my most favorite room so far!!!

Oh yeah, Mere gave a challange on her blog -

What positions have you been placed with or what trials have you been through that has happened for a reason?? Blog about it and comment me when you do :)

Honey, I won't blog about the positions I have ben in cause it might shock some of you!! let me just say that the next morning - WOW are my arms, legs and back sore!! The trials I have ben through are mostly around my moms trailer. When we were kids, we would always take the same trial to the store or school or the pool and now everyone takes them!!

Apartment Decorating

2009-06-17T05:28:00.000-07:00

It is so nice to be back to normal life, I cant tell you!! Just normal working hours, no big trips or any big surprises!! I have had time to focus on getting my apartment in order finally. it seems like we just moved in but I still have stuff in boxes!!

I have ideas for all the rooms, its just getting myself organized enough to pull it off. I finally got Raashida's big girl bed and she is lovin it!! She decided she wants her room done in all TinkerBell decorations so I found these sheets for her bed and she is just over the moon!! I am not sure what to do for baby Jesus's room. Right now he sleeps in my room, but I am going to have to move him out sooner or later, he will be 1 year old before you know it! He is sure growing up so fast.

I really want to de-clutter everything so as I am going through my boxes alot of things are going to go to Wanda and Clintus cause we really dont need them. Wanda is always telling me how much she loves my stuff, now she can have some of it. I feel the need to just make things simple. no more "extra" stuff hanging around. I'm going to start seriously recycling to. My mom made this vase from some old tiles that she had. I think it turned out really good and it is a good idea to help the environment. We already use the bags but I want to try and do more.

Well that is all I have for now - I hope everyone is doing fine and ya'll need to start blogging more often - you know who are!!

Back to Normal

2009-06-08T05:28:00.000-07:00

OMG, remember when I said I thought something was going on with KiKi and Ernie? Well it is!! We caught them red handed in Vegas and now they just told us THEY GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS!!!! Everyone was real mad that we didnt get to go to the wedding but thats just how KiKi is. She said he asked her along time ago but the time was never right. So when we went to Vegas, she thought Why Not?! I knew something was up when she was not sleeping in our hotel room!!!

thats all I got time for right now, i am way to tired and need to get some sleep before Raashida and baby Jesus wake up!!!

I will post some snaps later this week!

Home Sweet Home

2009-06-02T05:55:00.000-07:00

We had a total blast in Vegas but I am sure glad to be back home!! I dont think i could make it a week there - but it sure was fun!!! I have lots of snaps to post so here we go.

Here is our hotel. It was totally awesome. All the people that worked there were super nice and helpful!

We did get to hang at the pool for a while to. It was so hot and the pool was always crowded! Lots to look at if you get what i'm sayin!!!

Heres a couple of the showgirls we got to work with while we were there. they were all really cool and were tellin us how much money that we could make if we moved there. I dont know about that, deep down, I am just a small town girl. I dont think i would do well in a big city like Vegas.

Here's some random snaps of our trip to the strip. some of the hotels were totally awesome and pretty expensive i'm sure!

We ate lunch one day at the harley davidson cafe, it was really neat to see all those bikes! it reminded me of Raashidas daddy, he rode a bike all over. I really loved that bike and we had a lot of good times on it!!!

On our last night we went to the coyote ugly bar at the New York, New York hotel. We had a totally awesome time!!

Overall, we had a great time, but I am really glad to be back home! I slept alot when we got back, even though Chuck was waiting for me!! Well, we did manage to get in a little boom boom in!! I showed him some moves the showgirls taught us and he LOVED it!!!

Have a great day ya'll!!

Vegas Nite Rocked!!!

2009-05-26T05:37:00.000-07:00

OMG - it was the best party ever!!! I had to take a few days to recover!! I dont have a lot of snaps, cause I was to busy having fun! Plus i have to look through my camera to see what i want to post yet so yall will all just have to wait!!! I can put this one on, it is Twyla at the end of the night - she was totally out of it!! Butch had to come pick her up and take her home!!!

Everyone had a real good time! We all LOVED the Elvis guy, he was totally cool!! Ernie even got into the spirit and dressed up like the playboy dude, Hugh hefner!! There was poker tables, one of those rollette tables and a bunch of other games! Some of the customers dressed up to. Kiki did a real good job at settin the place up. She had all sorts of food and snacks for everyone. i did get a picture of the table by the door before it got attacked by the customers. Silky made the cupcakes

and everyone just LOVED them!!!

Now we are gettin ready for VEGAS!! i'll post more later, i have got to get some sleep!!

Party Night

2009-05-22T05:22:00.000-07:00

I only have a little time to post so i will make it quick!! Tonight starts our Vegas party at the Snatch! We have tons of stuff to do still! KiKi even found someone to play Elvis!!

My mom and Pete are keeping baby Jesus for the weekend and Raashida is staying with Wanda and Clintus and the fact that Chuck is coming is totally awesome!! That means a whole weekend to our selfs!!! I cant wait!!!

Have a great weekend ya'll - I will post some snaps next week!!!

Vegas Party

2009-05-19T05:11:00.000-07:00

OMG - we have ben so busy decorating for the big Vegas party at the Snatch!! It is this weekend and let me tell you - I will be glad when it is done!! I have put some many hours into this I dont see how KiKi can do it!!!! here are a couple of snaps of the decorations so far.

KiKi made this, she saw one on line and decided she could do it. It is sitting in the back of the club for now, I sure hope no one pops it!! Twyla made a cake for us to sample - I think this one is a keeper! it was really good!!

Oh, we also got the details on our Vegas trip! We are going next weekend! We all leave on the 28th and come back on the 31st. Ernie is leaving his mom in charge and some of the other dancers said that they would stay to perform. We are staying at the Tropicana Hotel on the strip!!! KiKi and I are sharing a room and Silky and Twyla will be next door. The rest of the girls will be close by to and Ernie to. I can't wait!!! I found some snaps on the internet and it looks like a lot of fun!

I cant wait to dive into this pool!!

The rooms look real nice!

Gotta go - more decorating to do!!!

Vegas on the brain!

2009-05-11T05:30:00.000-07:00

OMG we are so busy planning Vegas night at the Snatch! KiKi has got me running all over town trying to find just the right decorations! I dont have much extra time left this week!! its just crazy!! She wants this party to be over the top!!

Chuck and I are doing great - he keeps sending me flowers, and he even sent some to Raashida - she was just over the moon!! he is going to try to come to Vegas night. Hes ben working pretty steady so that is a good thing - keeps him busy and not out running around on me - not that I am worried! He told my mom that I was the most beautiful girl he has ever seen and that just made her cry!!

I have got so much to share but not enough time right now!! I am off to another store!

I'll let you know how it turns out!!!

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked Before

2009-05-06T11:17:00.000-07:00

I saw this on another blog - I just love these things!!!

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My face.
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie? Silver
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Are you kidding?! Of course!
4. Do you plan outfits? Always - you never know who your going to see!
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Satisfied
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red? Nail polish bottle
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I cant remember - only that it was very HOT
8. Did you meet anybody new today? Not yet
9. What are you craving right now? Mexican food
10. Do you floss? Everyday
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Stinks
12. Are you emotional? Only once a month
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Yes - before i perform
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? It depends on the flavor!
15. Do you like your hair? Most of the time.
16. Do you like yourself? Yes
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Not sure, I guess it depends on the menu
18.What are you listening to right now? Some old disco music
19. Are your parents strict? No way - my mom was really cool while I was growing up!
20. Would you go sky diving? I think so
21. Do you like cottage cheese? Yes - with pears
22. Have you ever met a celebrity? No
23. Do you rent movies often? Don't really have time to watch them, so no.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? Besides me - no
25. How many countries have you visited? 0 - I am wanting to go to Mexico
26. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes.
27. Ever been on a train? No
28. Brown or white eggs? White.
29.Do you have a cell-phone? Yes
30. Do you use chap stick? Yes, i lick my lips alot at work so they get chapped really easy
31. Do you own a gun? No.
32. Can you use chop sticks? Yes
33. Who are you going to be with tonight? My kids - Raashida and baby Jesus
34. Are you too forgiving? Depends on the situation
35. Ever been in love? Yes
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? Probably working
37. Ever have cream puffs? No.
38. Last time you cried? Its ben a while - 6 months
39. What was the last question you asked? Can I be on top
40. Favourite time of the year? Summer - the clothes are way cuter.
41. Do you have any tattoos? Jus a couple.
42. Are you sarcastic? Totally.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Yes
44. Ever walked into a wall? Yes, it was really dark and I was pretty drunk.
45. Favourite colour? purple
46. Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.
47. Is your hair curly? No - straight
48. What was the last CD you bought? David Cook.
49. Do looks matter? To me - yes, but sometimes no.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? NO WAY IN HELL
51. Is your phone bill sky high? Some months yes.
52. Do you like your life right now? Yes, lots of changes.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on? No.
54. Can you handle the truth? Most of the time.
55. Do you have good vision? Yes
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes.
57. How often do you talk on the phone? A lot
58. The last person you held hands with? Chuck.
59. What are you wearing? shorts and a tank top
60.What is your favourite animal? Puppies.
61. Where was your default picture taken at? At a party.
62. Can you hula hoop? Yes, we use them at work all the time!
63. Do you have a job? Yes - Dancer at the Snatch
64. What was the most recent thing you bought? Shoes, shoes and more shoes!!!!
65. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes, to sneak out of the house when i was younger!!

I hope yall will answer these to!!

At Last...Lift Off

2009-05-04T07:07:00.000-07:00

OMG - have you ever had a date that was just totally awesome?! That is what happened to me this weekend with Chuck!!! He drove out on Saturday morning, I had to work my normal schedule, Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday so we decided on a day date for Saturday, then he could come watch me perform on Sat. nite. He had to leave early Sunday. Anyway he arrived with flowers - this guys LOVES giving flowers.

Twyla and Butch planned a crawfish boil at the trailer so we could all spend the day together. I didn't mind, but I would rather be alone with him first. Here's some snaps from the party.

You can tell as the party went on - everyone had a good time!! Kiki was going to come but Ernie had her working. I am begining to think those two have something going on!!! They are together all the time - really it would be pretty cool!!

So after we left the party, i had to get ready for work so Chuck went over to my moms place but before he left we did some pretty heavy making out and let me tell you ladies - W.O.W. he has god a bod that wont quit!! I actually saw fireworks when we kissed!!! I new he was coming to the Snatch so i was glad i got a new outfit. This is the best snap i could get but I really like the outfit. When I went out for my first performance - I could tell he really liked it to!!! Ernie dont like us bringing boyfriends to the club so we had to play it totally cool. He paid extra just to get me to sit with him!!

After I got off work we went back to my place and I did the special dance that I came up with just for him and he went wild!!! Girls, let me tell you, if you got em, work em - guys go crazy for that shit!! There is nothing a man can say no to after doing a little bump and grind!!!

Thats all for now!!

VEGAS BABY!!!!

2009-04-30T05:37:00.000-07:00

THE LADIES OF THE SNATCH ARE GOING TO VEGAS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We haven't had Vegas night at the Snatch, but Ernie couldn't keep the secret any longer!! We are going to Vegas and hooking up with some showgirls to learn some new tricks!!! How exciting is that?! he would not give us the details, just said it would be next month sometime and he will tell us all when and where during Vegas nite at the Snatch! We are all super excited - I cant wait!!!!

I HAVE A DATE!

2009-04-28T05:27:00.000-07:00

Wow - so much has happened in the last couple of days its hard to know where to start! First of all, Chuck has been super cool - he felt real bad about not being able to go out last weekend, he sent flowers just about everyday!!! I just hope he is as good as he seems to be, i dont think i can go through another disappointing relationship so soon. We have a definate date this coming weekend and I cant wait!!!! He works construction and they are kind of slow this week so he is pretty sure he can take the weekend off!

So the good thing about this is i have ben working on gettting my apartment settled (i know, its about time right?). I got the living room put together, sort of. So here is my living room and the other side is my fireplace. it looks kind of dark but it really is not.

I dont have my bedroom done yet but here is one corner of it. i am going for a beach theme. Raashidas room is taking the longest because she is so darn picky!! i swear that girl thinks she is some sort of princess!!!

Work has been going great - we did have one accident, Twyla fell while she was trying out a new move and jacked up her knee! She will be on the sidelines for about 2 weeks! i am trying to convince her to start her own blog and this would be the perfect time!!! Also, Ernie announced that we were going to have a Vegas Nite (you know KiKi is just rarin to decorate for that one) and that he has another big suprise for us, but he cant tell us until later. No one really knows what is going on, but its going to be big cause hes ben locked in his office alot lately. I hope it is a good one!

Swoon

2009-04-23T05:48:00.000-07:00

I am taking the swoon challenge from another blog. List the 5 hollywood hotties that make you swoon. this is a tuff one but here it goes:

Skeet Ulrich - have not seen him much lately, but still - what a face!!!

Adrien Brody, you might Candy what are you thinkin?! But if you watch him and really look at his body - YUMMY!!!

Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter, who would not want a dude that can do all that magic?! Plus he was in some play where he was naked!! Gotta give any guy props who will do naked stuff because they can't fake that shit!!!

Will Smith - to die for!!!

And I saved the best for last - GEORGE!!!! Nuff said - what a fricken dreamboat!!!!!!

The Snake

2009-04-22T05:24:00.000-07:00

Well I knew it was going to happen sooner or later and it did. I AM PISSED!!! I took a lunch shift at the Snatch for one of the girls that could not make it and who walks in? That snake in the grass, my ex, Carlos!! At first i was not sure it was him cause he didn't look the same as when we were together - its ben a while. When he saw me on stage, he got this big smile on his face and motioned for me to come over to him. Of course I did cause i was wondering what he wanted. he asked if he could stop by and see baby Jesus so i said yes and told him when I would be off work.

I went home and waited, he finally showed up about 30 minutes late and Jesus was already down for his nap. Of course Raashida was happy to see him and the hole time I just kept wondering what he wanted. He tried to put the moves on me but I was havin NO part of that, but I have to admit, he is a smooth talker and the things he does with his hands you would not believe!! After about 45 minutes, he finally told me that he needed some money and wanted me to float him a loan until next month. It turns out he has some traffic tickets he needs to pay or he will be in jail. I told him NO WAY cause I had to support his kid without any help from him!!! I told him he could just sit his ass in jail cause I wont bail him out! After our fight someone knocked on my door. It turns out his new girlfriend was waiting in the car the hole time he was in my apartment. I felt like tellin her that she should get away from him before he cheats on her to, but i figured she could find that out herself, just like i did. When they were leaving i flung a pair of my undies at Carlos and told him he could add those to his collection - and he took them!!! I have not laughed that hard in so long!! What a D.O.G. I am soooo glad he is not in my life!!! After that excitment I just had to tell KiKi and we laughed so hard that she almost peed her pants!!!

Waiting - waiting - waiting

2009-04-20T05:44:00.000-07:00

Does anyone watch that show on vh1 with the guy from Poison? Rock of Love. It is my most favorite show - for now. Anyway, he made his choice and I think it was a good choice but everyone says it was the wrong one. The girl he choose is a Penthouse Pet of the Year - that is a HUGE thing! Plus she is totally cool!! They had the reunion show on and everyone was doggin her, but i thought she was great!

My other two favorites were Farrah and Ashley - they were awesome too, but I think a little to wild for Brett!

So you might have noticed that I didnt mention anything about my date with Chuck. Thats becuase it didnt happen!!! He got back in town late on Saturday and called me at the Snatch so we couldnt talk very long. He promised to come out on Sunday, but called in the morning and sounded really sick so i told him to stay in bed - hopefully alone!!! It was ok with me cause i got to hang out with my kids and i have not ben able to do that in a while! It was a nice day so we went for a walk and Raashida tried to catch butterflys and Baby Jesus was just takin it all in!

Thats all for now - i'll keep you posted on Chuck! Hopefully we'll get together this weekend!!!

W.O.W.

2009-04-14T05:34:00.000-07:00

What a weekend! I had so much fun! The Snatch had a special Easter party on Saturday night and all of us girls dressed up in fancy costumes - that is Ernies daughter in the bottom of the picture. We had a parade of dancers and instead of an egg hunt, we had a coupon hunt. The customers really loved it!! We also had a buffet for everyone that came in.

My mom colored eggs with Raashida and Baby Jesus and when I got off work, we hid them for the kids to find. Clintus and Wanda came by with her two kids, Cal and Tiffany. I couldnt get a picture of Tiffany cause she was to busy hunting eggs and i just didnt have the energy to chase her around, but she is so cute. I got Raashida the cutest basket for when she woke up - i didnt get baby Jesus one only because he isnt old enough to eat any of the stuff, besides his sister said that she would share with him and shes real good at that!

After we got home, I got a call from Chuck!!! He got back late on Sunday so he couldnt come over for dinner but we talked on the phone for 2 hours!! he is totally awesome! He said he would try to come over this week but would for sure come over this weekend and stop by the Snatch. He says that he cant wait to see me dance, so that means I have to get a new routine for next weekend!!!

I told my mom about it and she thinks its great to!! She really likes him and shes gettin really serious with Pete!!! Wouldnt that be something? A double wedding with my mom and Pete and me and Chuck!!!!

Thats all for now - I will keep yall posted on Chucks visit!!!

Birthday Bash

2009-04-07T05:38:00.000-07:00

Well we made it threw the birthday weekend!! It was an awesome party and Raashida loved it! We had it outside and it was a beautiful day a little windy, but really sunny!! At the last minute she changed her mind and wanted a Tinker Bell party so i got all the decorations and they went great with the ice cream cup cakes! I was kind of glad she changed her mind because the princess stuff was kind of lame. We had a pinata and everyone took a swing at it. She got tons of presents - even more then she got for Christmas!

She was real excited because KiKi made her a birthday lunch of hot dogs and mac & cheese (thats her favorite)!! That girl is spoiled rotten!!

Once the kids party was over, we adults got to hang out. The kids went home with my mom and Pete. We had the party at Clintus's trailer so all the neighbors came by and joined in. It was kind of nice to see everyone again. Silky and I got a little bit crazy and ended up wrestling - now i am not proud of this picture, but it was so much fun!!!

And even Chuck stopped by! He actually brought a rose for me. I will keep it always! He said he had to go out of town for a week but when he gets back he wants to take me out on a date! I cant wait!!!

The Low Down

2009-04-03T05:28:00.000-07:00

Here it is, another Friday and i gotta go to work! Alot has happened since my last post - its ben a crazy week but i dont have time to post everything so here is just a little bit.

Raashida's birthday is next week and we are trying to plan a birthday party for this weekend, she will be 3 years old. I made these ice cream cupcakes for her instead of having a cake and i think everyone will really like them. It was KiKis idea - she really knows alot about parties and i keep telling her she should open her own business, she'd make a ton of money!! I think the party will be fun - we are doing a princess party (KiKi again) and the number of people coming keeps growing! My mom and Pete, Clintus and Wanda, Butch and Twyla, KiKi, Silky and James, Bubba and Ada (thats her other grandparents) and even Eddie said he mite show up! It should be a good time but there is a million things to do for me but i dont mind doing them for my baby gurl!

I MIGHT have a date this weekend to!! After i left my moms trailer, Chuck asked her for my phone number so keep your fingers crossed for me! We really hit it off when we met, the second time. I am telling you, that guy has got an ass that would melt butter!! I cannot wait to get my hands on it so keep your fingers crossed for me!

Have a super weekend - i will let you all know how Raashidas party turns out!

Hottie Alert

2009-03-31T05:31:00.000-07:00

I had the strangest, happiest weekend ever!! I saw a really cute guy at the gas station on Saturday and decided to talk to him while we were in line waiting to pay. He said that he was in town visiting his father, he lives about 60 miles away, and his new girlfriend. This really made me wonder because i know everyone in town, so i asked who his dads girlfriend was and you are NEVER going to believe this - he said her name is Peggy and she lives just off the main street of town. THAT IS MY MOM!!! I new that she was dating a new guy, Pete, but i never new that he had any kids and let me tell you - this guy is H.O.T.

I didnt tell him that he was going to my moms house, i wanted to play it real cool. A little later i called my mom and asked her if i could borrow a pair of shorts from her and of course she invited me over. I tried to pretend i had a lot of stuff to do, but finally gave in. I am such a mastermind!!! When i got there, my mom introduced us. His name is Chuck, he is single and he has a job!! The only down side is that he lives 60 miles away, but may be that can changed to!! I think this is the begining of a beautiful relationship!!!

Twenty-five Things

2009-03-27T05:29:00.000-07:00

I have not been able to post lately - computer problems! I am about ready to through it out the window!!! I finally got hooked back up (thank goodness for a smart, cute neighbor) and am getting caught up on all the blogs i read to!!

Here is my response to Mere's challenge:

Write a post with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you:

1. My two favorite foods are soul and chinese food
2. Every morning i wake up to Marvin Gaye singing "lets get it on"

3. My left foot is 1/2 size bigger then the other one

4. I can put my feet behind my head (both at the same time)

5. I have 63 pairs of shoes

6. I'm definately NOT a morning person

7. Sometimes I dont shave my legs for a month. I figure if no one touches them, it doesnt matter cause its blonde!!

8. I like the smell of laundry soap

9. My parents were never married

10. I like to color with Raashida
11. I like to eat Jesus's baby food
12. I love to decorate for holidays
13. I sleep with socks on
14. I like to watch my baby Jesus sleep
15. I read gossip magazines - how else will i know what my girl Jen A is up to!
16. I can burp louder then anyone I know
17. I want to start my own business one day
18. I spend a lot of time/money on my finger and toe nails
19. My favorite color is purple. I have lots of purple outfits for work
20. I want to learn to speak Spanish. I have a lot of Mexican customers and would like to know what they REALLY say about me!
21. I can walk on my hands
22. I have never traveled out of Texas
23. I love singing kareoke
24. I can drive a motorcycle
25. I love having my picture taken, when i was younger, I wanted to be a supermodel.

I have more to post later - have a super weekend!!

What I'm....

2009-03-19T05:33:00.000-07:00

I saw this on my friend Mere's blog. I tell you what i wish i was half as smart as that girl when I was in school!!! Good job Mere, you ever need a hook up - i'm your girl;)

What I'm reading: Confessions of a Shopaholic

What I'm watching: Lost - until Saturday, then it will be TWILIGHT!!!

What I'm listening to: David Cook (American Idol winner)

What I'm wearing: shorts and a tank top, my normal wardrobe
What I'm eating: peanut butter & jelly with my Raashida
What I'm enjoying: a nice quiet week

What I'm sniffing: my new Paris Hilton CanCan purfume!

Friday the 13th

2009-03-12T10:38:00.001-07:00

Well here it is - another Friday the 13th. The last one we had all the girls at the Snatch were freaking out cause they thought we wouldnt get good tips - turns out they were wrong, I cleaned up that night!! We are also getting ready for the St. Paddy's day party. Ernie is going to serve green beer and everyone gets to wear really cute costumes. That is one good thing about the Snatch, we really do it up for every holiday, even the little ones. I am not supposed to help with the decorations and stuff since Im the Queen, but I said screw it, I really like doin that stuff!! KiKi got some really cool stuff for decorations.

My new place is coming along. I still have lots of boxes to unpack but there never seems to be enough time. Raashida wants to set up her room but her stuff is in boxes to and I have not ben able to get them emptied so she is upset with me. Twyla and Silky came by with some help last week and they helped move the big stuff out of my storage unit to the apartment. Some of there friends were kinda cute!! We all went out for drinks after the move was done and they turned out to be really nice guys to! That is Doug in the middle of the picture - he took a real liking to Raashida. She had him right where she wanted him. I dont think he was able to rest one minute. Im thinkin that little girl is gonna be big trouble when she gets older!!! Clintus and Wanda kept baby Jesus for me on a count of all the activity going on - I wouldnt be able to watch him that well.

Thats all for now - got lots of boxes to unload and I am working tonight! Hope ya'll have a great weekend!;-)

A Cinderella Story

2009-03-06T05:15:00.000-08:00

It finally happened at the Snatch!! You read all these great stories about a working girl meeting a rich older man and him taking her away from it all!! it happened to Silky! I am kind of mad about it cause it should have been me, but i'm real happy for her. Heres the story.

It happened a couple of days ago, baby Jesus was sick so being the Christmas Queen I was able to call Silky and have her fill in for me on my shift. She was just coming off the day shift but said she would do it. About half way through her first routine, an older guy walked into the Snatch and sat right in front of the stage. he was kind of hard to miss she said, because he's real old, probably about 70. She said he paid lots of attention to her and the tips were big!! When he asked for a private session, she was a little freaked out, but she did it anyway. He asked for her number and called her the next day to make a date. When the day of the date arrived, he sent a car for her and took her to a real fancy place for dinner and then to a play. she said she had a really good time and he didnt even make a move on her the hole night!!! Since then they have been on about 5 dates and still no funny stuff. He offered to get her a nicer apartment and everything that goes in it!! She is such a lucky bitch!! I'll keep you all posted as the relationship develops!

So we are all hoping now there is still a chance for us - Twyla was smokin hot, cause she says she saw him first, but i reminded her about Butch and she shut right up. i think things are heating up with them - maybe a wedding in the future!!! KiKi is real happy for her to. She thinks Silky is way to young to be workin at the Snatch and wants her to do something different.

Gotta run - babys are up and ready to go!

Hello - Again

2009-02-20T05:19:00.001-08:00

Sorry its ben so long since I posted. Alot of stuff is going on with me and i want to share it. Me and the kids moved into our own place and i started to decorate and here are a few snaps. Have not done much with the kitchen, but its really big and nice. The pickture of the bedroom i found and that is what i want to decorate my room like. Raashida loves it to! I think for her room we might do something really girly for her. The bigger she gets, the more she reminds me of her daddy, LeMont. Baby jesus room will be easier cause he is not old enough to be that picky.

Work is going good at the Snatch. The girls are still pretty cool. Twyla is mad cause Clintus hooked up with Wanda, but I heard her talkin on her cell phone to Butch so she cant be that mad!! They ben going out for a while now and i think that is great, at least she's over me wining the Christmas Queen pagent!! I thought I was going to have to kick her ass if she didnt nock off being so bitchy. KiKi is tryin to set me up with a friend of hers, his name is Minh, but i just dont think I am ready for that yet. Hes ben stopping by the Snatch while I am on and he is pretty cute, but i'm still not sure. I am still getting over Carlos - valentines day would have been our 2nd anniversary - what a dog! Now he ruined the holiday forever for me!!! The good thing about the holiday is I made a hole lot of money working! I guess the customers felt sorry for us having to be there on such a special day. The tips were extra big - even Ernie gave us each a rose!

Gotta run for now - i am really gettin into this spring cleaning mood. A new place does that to you!!

Its all good

2009-02-02T05:53:00.000-08:00

Im finally back!! Its ben a while since I posted but i have ben a very busy girl.

We moved out of my brothers trailer, Clintus took up with a neighbor Wanda, and believe me no one should be around when those two get goin!! I didnt think it was good for Raashida to see and hear that kind of stuff! Wanda really likes to party. She's got 4 kids but they are never around. I think her mama has them. All Clintus's friends really like her to. She fits right in with them. She likes to go with them on there hunting trips. Clintus calls her is "pistol packer", yuck. She doesnt seem to mind - thinks its sexy.

We got an apartment in KiKi's complex and some of the girls from the Snatch helped us move in. Its a great place - 2 bedroom with 2 bathrooms! I think i am in heaven with a bathroom all to myself!! I can finally set up all my fancy things and not have to worry about Clintus breaking them. I have not met my neighbors yet but KiKi says everyone is real nice here.

Work is going great to. Being the queen at the Snatch has its benefits. As the queen, I dont have to help clean up the bar and believe me, some of the stuff we find there is nasty! Also, i can have an assistant, i chose Silky. I can even have her fill in for me on one shift a month if i got somethin to do and can't make it. I dont know if i will do that, the money is to good to pass up.

Thats all for now, i got some house stuff to do. I will post some snaps later.

2009 List

2009-01-06T05:26:00.000-08:00

I got this off Mere's blog - i think it is a good way to start off the new year, my being the current Christmast queen, i'm going to try and set a good example and maybe give the Snatch some class - thanks for sharin Mere:

Layer One:
Name: Candy
Birth date Jan 1, 1984 (Happy Bday to me)
Birthplace: Kentucky
Current Location: Texas
Eye color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5′ 4″
Righty or Lefty: Lefty
Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Layer Two:
Your Heritage: American
The shoes you wore today: flip flops
Your weakness: wrong kind of men
Your fears: spiders
Your perfect pizza: totally loaded
Goal you’d like to achieve: have a really nice car

Layer Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: don't use it
Your first waking thoughts: where are my panties?
Your best physical feature: what do you think? I am a dancer!
Your most missed memory: being crowned queen

Layer Four:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or group dates: both
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

Layer Five:
Cuss: like a sailor
Sing: of course
Take a shower everyday: mostly
Do you think you’ve been in love: yes
Want to go to college: maybe
Like(d) high school: NO
Want to get married: been there, done that
Believe in yourself: yep
Get motion sickness: no
Think you’re attractive: a total knock out
Think you’re a health freak: no
Get along with your parents: most days
Like thunderstorms: yep
Play an instrument: no

Layer Six:In the past month…
Drank alcohol: yep
Done drugs: No
Made out: yep
Gone on a date: No
Gone to the mall: YES!!
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope, but does a whole cake count?
Eaten sushi: gross - NO
Been on stage: most nights
Been dumped: yep
Gone skating: nope
Made homemade cookies: nope
Gone skinny dipping: yep
Dyed your hair: yep
Stolen anything: yes - i prefer to call it borrowing

Layer Seven:
Have you ever….
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: absolutely
Been caught “doing something”: yep
Been called a tease: Never tease
Gotten beat up: no way - beaten someone else up - Yes!
Shoplifted: No
Changed who you were to fit in: No way

Layer Eight:
Age you hope to be married: never
Names of children: Raashida and baby Jesus
Describe your dream wedding: NONE
How do you want to die: quickly
Where do you want to go to college: dont want to
What do you want to be when you grow up: rich!
What country would you most like to visit: Mexico

Layer Nine:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 0
Number of CDs that I own: 153
Number of piercings: 14
Number of tattoos: 10
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 2
Number of scars on my body: 4
Number of things in my past I regret: NONE

Christmas Queen

2008-12-22T10:35:00.000-08:00

OMG - I was named the Christmas Queen for 2008!!! Kiki says that is a record, cause no one has ever won after only workin here a short amount of time!! It was awesome, I got to ride in the sleigh and I have a really cute red bell costume I get to wear on Christmas Eve and for New Years Eve, I get to ride the ball down the pole!!! Those candy cane tricks really worked!! The show went off without a hitch. All the customers really liked what we did this year, even Ernie said he was impressed. Hes already talkin about the New Years Eve party!

Everyone was real happy for me, except Twyla. She was sure she was going to get the title and so was I, but I won by just a few votes! Course, she's demanding a recount, which is makin everyone a little worried, but I dont care - I am the Christmas Queen!! Twyla has been upset with me cause Clintus wont pay attention to her. She's been by the trailer a few times, droppin hints that shes interested, but he dont want no part of that. He says shes to hi maintenance for him. He likes his girls simple and plain (boring ;)). Butch does seem to like Twyla but she wants Clintus - maybe in the new year they will all decide who wants who. Besides, Twyla has a boyfriend alreayd (he rides a bike and sometimes picks her up from the Snatch). In the meentime, Kiki told me to watch out for Twyla, cause she can get nasty. I tole her I'd keep my eyes open.

Me and the kids also put some decorations up in the trailer (see snap). Clintus can not refuse Raashida when she goes to work on him!! She cant wait for Santy Clause to come visit - she had a really long list of things she wanted.

I think Clintus will dress up again this year. We let Butch do it last year and this is how he ended up (snap)

Hope you all have a Merry Christmas - I will try to add more before, but not sure if i'll be able to!

Christmas Pageant

2008-12-09T05:20:00.001-08:00

Wow I am so excited - the Snatch is gearing up for its annual Christmas pageant! Ernie called us all together for a meeting and put us in charge of every detail. Everyone says its the coolest pageant around. We have a budget of $500 that KiKi is in charge of - i already have tons of ideas for decorating. We get to decorate the Snatch, we will have a real nice dinner and then the customers vote for the Christmas Queen!! KiKi was it last year so she'll get to crown the new queen. I really want that title! There will be a voting box at the door for two weeks and at the end, whoever has the most votes wins the crown!! For one year they get special treatment at the club! There is a cape, crown and a sled that she gets to ride, and on New Years Eve, she gets to drop the sparkle ball. Its a real honor and usually it is one of the girls that has been there a long time that wins, but i am really going to start tryin to get the customers to vote for me. I have an idea i want to try and it involves candy canes - i think the guys will really like it!!

All the girls really like this time of year too - they are always talkin about the pageants of the past. One year Ernie got so drunk he got up and danced on stage - now that i would like to see!! I am going to see if we can get a karaoke machine this year, i like that cause i can sing really good! We are all goin shoppin this weekend to get it started.

I was at Walmart and they have some really cute holiday stuff!! I picked up some stuff already for the trailer, not sure if Clintus wanted it decorated or not, but I dont care - it is Christmas! See the snap :) I just love puttin decorations up all over - makes it feel real nice. Even his buddies seem to like it, especially Butch. Oh hes ben back around since ruining the thanksgiving dinner, we all forgave him but hes still tryin to make up with everyone by bein extra nice. Clintus says thats just how he is, that is fine with me as long as he keeps bein nice, i dont have a problem with him.

Gotta run - almost time for work!

The List

2008-12-02T05:44:00.000-08:00

I found this list on one of the other blogs, The Babblings of Mere, says shes a Texas high school student. I didnt finish school so i might not be really smart, but this girl seems pretty sharp to me. This was a really cool list, but I changed it up some to be better for me, thanks for sharin Mere!!

1. Started your own blog (Sweet Tooth Chronicles)
2. Slept under the stars (A LOT)
3. Played in a band (i was an extra on a road trip, played the tamborine)
4. Rode in a stolen a car
5. Watched someone take a shower
6. Received some charity
7. Been to Dollywood
9. Held a praying mantis (great snack)
10. Sang a solo (karaoke)
11. Bungee jumped
13. Watched a lightning storm
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch (dancing)
15. Adopted a dog
16. Had food poisoning
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa (in the magazine)
20. Slept on an overnight train (box car)
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill (doesnt everyone)
24. Built a fort out of boxes
25. Held a lamb chop
26. Gone skinny dipping (how i met my Raashidas daddy)
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run (annual family softball game)
32. Been cruising
39. Gone rock climbing
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt (seen my brother get sick after drinkin - same thing)
43. Had a stranger buy my meal at a restaurant
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted (did some nude modeling)
48. Gone deep sea fishing
58. Taken a self defense class
60. Ate at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
67. Bounced a check
69. Sold my favorite childhood toy
72. Pieced a quilt
75. Been fired from a job
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Rode in a brand new car
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby (two)
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in a Great Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

Thanksgiving

2008-12-01T05:35:00.000-08:00

Hi Ya'll. I don't know about you but i am damn glad thanksgiving is over!! It was a big headache - the only thing i was thankful for is that the Snatch was open and I got to work off some of that food I ate! Clintus did manage to kill a turkey but while him and his buddies were cleaning it, they got into a fight (they was all drunk) and the turkey got run over by the truck Butch was drivin. We got to use most of the turkey so it turned out ok.

I did get to do some shopping over the weekend and take a look at the shoes i got!!! Twyla was so jealous, i could just tell!!! Alot of the customers really like it when we wear high shoes, just one of those things i guess. I used to have a regular that LOVED my feet. Hopefully it wont be long before i get some regulars at the Snatch, they sure do make workin a lot more fun!! I also got some toys for Raashida and baby Jesus, they just cant wait for Santa to come!! I went to the dollar store and they had a ton of cute stuff for kids.

We also had a sort of thanksgiving dinner at the Snatch. Ernie sprung for some food and they had it all set up real nice like for the people who dont have family. It was really a good thing to do and believe me Ernie NEVER does anything nice. Everyone seemed to enjoy it (see snap below).

Us girls had to clean up afterwards but that was ok too. It gave me a chance to talk to them and see if anyone was interested in my spa idea. I think that KiKi and Silky are into it but Twyla just was not sure it was a good idea for her. I think she will change her mind once she sees all the stuff i have already worked out! Keep your fingers crossed for me!! I invited them all over to the trailer for drinks one night this week. Hopefully Clintus and his buddies will not be there to bother us. But i think when he finds out they are comin, he will tell all his buddies to be there too for some sort of private show. i will have to come up with a way to get him out of the trailer that night.

Gotta run - i will let you know how it goes with the girls!

What a weekend!

2008-11-25T05:34:00.000-08:00

Wow - I had the best weekend ever!! It was my first working weekend at the Snatch and the girls were great. I think i made some really good friends (i'll post some snaps later). Theres KiKi, she's been dancing there for the longest, almost 2 years and really knows her way around the place. i can learn a lot from her. Then theres Twyla, she has been there for about a year. Shes not too bad. She has a lot of neat pole tricks and some really bitchin shoes (see snap below)!!! Silky just started a couple of months ago and already has some regulars. Shes really happy that she is not the new girl anymore. I just know we will be BFFs for a long time!

This is one pair of the shoes Twyla has - too bad her feet are way bigger than mine or i would be all over these!!!

Ernie started me out slow on Friday night with one dance but by Sat. night I was raring to go and did 3 performances! I did moves that i have not done in a long time. I had one wardrobe malfunksion when my gstring broke, but the crowd seemed to really enjoy it and I made a ton of money and just in time for the holidays!! Im trying to come up with a way to add some christmas music into my routine. Kiki really thought that was a good idea too. We are going to come up with a routine that everyone can do together for a christmas show - Ernie really liked the idea.

Well i gotta run - i let you know how thanksgiving goes - i will be cooking a turky for the first time, that is if my brother Clintus can kill one for us to eat!

Memory Box

2008-11-19T08:44:00.000-08:00

After seeing my ex, i got to thinking about everything we had been through and decided to go through our "relationship memory box". i like to keep little momentos from relationships. I wasnt sure how i was going to handle it being so soon after we broke up but i did it and i can tell you - that shit hurt!!! Now i know that that Jennifer Aniston must feel everytime she sees her ex with that witch angelina! everyone says i could be Jens twin sister! I bet if she met me, we'd be great friends!

I can share some of the things, but most of them are for my eyes only. i have the straw from the grape slurpee he bought me when we first met. i have the stick from the corndog he bought me on our first date to the fair. i have the paper bag that my first gift from him came in (sorry, the gift is one of the things i cant share). i have the fork from our first real, fancy date. he picked me up in his friends trans am and took me out to a real nice dinner at Golden Corral. i have some flower petals from the arrangement he gave me (he found a real nice arrangement in the dumpster behind the funeral home). the rest of it is more the same - things that mark the happy times we had.

Oh, look at the time. I got to get ready to perform! Ill get back with more later!

Carlos

2008-11-19T05:15:00.000-08:00

Well it happened - i saw my ex Carlos yesterday. I stopped by the corner store to pick up some smokes and treats for my kids. I go there a lot cause me and the owner have a special relationship. His wife died some time ago and I occassionally do "favors" for him, so he gives me discounts on what i buy! It works out great. So there he was, Carlos i mean, standin across the street, just watchin me.

You should know our history before you make up your mind. we met a couple of years ago, he was hanging out at the gas station with a bunch of his friends when me and my girls stopped for a grape slurpee. Right away i new he was different. Everyone warned me about him, they thought he was just lookin to get married so he could stay in the country, but i didnt think so. He paid for my slurpee and was a real gentleman. We had some really good times, he didnt speak english to good and I didnt understand half of what he was sayin, but our bodies new what to do!!! And the great thing was, he didnt have to work everyday, just when he wanted to. I told him all about my dream of opening up one of those fancy day spas and he thought that was a dang good idea too. We even had the floor plan all figured out - it was top notch all the way, first class! dont get me wrong, im still planning on doing it, it will just take me longer.

So after we got married and baby Jesus was born, Carlos got a little restless, he was always askin what time i would be home and how long i was going to be gone. i should have known somethin was up. Finally the lady that lives downstairs told me that we needed to stop being so loud when we were getting after it during the day, cause it was her nap time and she couldnt sleep. thats when i new what was giong on. that bastard was steppin out on me!!! Course he says its not true, but when i found his collection of panties in his closet, i new. Hes a DOG!!!

2008-11-17T05:20:00.000-08:00

Hi all - sorry i did not post over the weekend, it was a busy one!! Seems Carlos forgot I was staying at the apartment and brought a woman there in the middle of the night!!! So i had to gather up the kids and get the heck outta there before they started gettin busy. I moved in with my brother out at the trailer, should be ok for now at least until i get some money saved. Speakin of, i went on over to the Happy Snatch to check it out, get to know some of the other girls and the owner asked me if i could start right away. Seems one of the girls has to take some time off, somthing about a rash and doctors orders. So i made my debut at the Snatch on Saturday afternoon. I can tell you it was pretty exciting, i think i did good, specially since Ernie the owner said he might just move me to the night shift and they only do that when you are real good and got mad skills!

Sunday was spent getting settled. Raashida already made new friends - that one is going to go places, with her dark skin and blonde hair. Guess its about time i got her off the bottle and toilet trained but i dont like fightin with her. May be someone has some tips for that, my ma is not really helpful with raising my kids - she had 7 and thinks her time is done. Cant say i blame her.

Bye for now.

Friends & Family

2008-11-14T14:22:00.001-08:00

Wanted to post some snaps of my family and BFF's for your enjoyement.

The first one is my two BFF's - these are some special ladies - I'd go to the end of the earth for them!!!

My older brother - he's still single if any of you ladies are looking.

Time for practice!!

Enjoy!

Welcome to the world of Candy

2008-11-14T05:45:00.000-08:00

hello all - I'm Candy - sweet candy is what my guy friends call me. my dog of a husband recently left me for our neighbor. He is 35 and she is 19. Guess he took a liking to her while i was tended to baby jesus. Raashida's daddy dont come around too often so i got both babies now and that makes it hard to get out and make new friends but i think my new job will help with that - i start dancing at the Happy Snatch next week and i am really looking forward to trying out my new moves!